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Well I like the Armalite & Stag myself but I was a bolt gun guy during my time so I'm not as well versed in some of these things.
Now if you want to talk about a Remington 700 (what I used) or Winchester model 70 (what I really like) that's another story......
Now if you want to talk about a Remington 700 (what I used) or Winchester model 70 (what I really like) that's another story......
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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag." "Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you ?"
"Oh, no," said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers.. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I grab it and say : '20 dollars or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag ?"
"Well, you know,.... not everybody pays......."
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag." "Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me.."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you ?"
"Oh, no," said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers.. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I grab it and say : '20 dollars or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag ?"
"Well, you know,.... not everybody pays......."
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From: Triad, NC
Ya know.. I HAVE been looking for ideas on a good rifle.. for when the zombies attackHAHA .. Seeing alot of .243.. Not sure if I want a .270, .308, .223, or 30/30.. 30-06.. too many to choose from.. I want a good "reach", but inexpensive and plentyful caliber. Leaning to .270..
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Yes there are a lot of choices and it really depends on what you want to do with it or what you are shooting at. The .270 is a good choice. Personally the stuff I use is manly .308, 30-06 & 7mm Rem Mag. depending on what is down range
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up
and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she
was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the
seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting
next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling
to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at
this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. " I use information that I have learned from my
personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish
descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with
absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she
was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the
seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual
Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting
next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling
to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at
this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. " I use information that I have learned from my
personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are
the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish
descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with
absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with
you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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Two guys one old, & one young,
Are pushing their carts around K-Mart
When they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
And I guess I wasn't paying attention
To where I was going.
The young guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...'
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate'
The old guy says, 'Well,
Maybe I can help you find her..
What does she look like?'
' The young guy says,
'Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall,
With red hair,
Blue eyes, is buxom wearing no bra
Long legs,
And is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, 'Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours.'
Are pushing their carts around K-Mart
When they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy,
'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
And I guess I wasn't paying attention
To where I was going.
The young guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too...'
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate'
The old guy says, 'Well,
Maybe I can help you find her..
What does she look like?'
' The young guy says,
'Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall,
With red hair,
Blue eyes, is buxom wearing no bra
Long legs,
And is wearing short shorts.
What does your wife look like?'
To which the old guy says, 'Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours.'
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Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and slept women half his age, drank beer and whiskey and farted anytime he wanted. He had tons of money in the bank and lots of motorcycles in the garage and left the toilet seat up when he felt like it.
The End...
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and slept women half his age, drank beer and whiskey and farted anytime he wanted. He had tons of money in the bank and lots of motorcycles in the garage and left the toilet seat up when he felt like it.
The End...
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Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
You can find the Stags from time to time on the cheap..
I still like delton there in NC...buy a kit from them and throw it on a lower and your in business...
I picked up 6 spikes lowers a few months ago for $60 each.. Plan on getting the kits here in the next couple of months...
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From: Leander TX!!
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Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
Ya know.. I HAVE been looking for ideas on a good rifle.. for when the zombies attackHAHA .. Seeing alot of .243.. Not sure if I want a .270, .308, .223, or 30/30.. 30-06.. too many to choose from.. I want a good "reach", but inexpensive and plentyful caliber. Leaning to .270..
I'd go with the .270 as a good all around rifle.. Multi purpose imho...
You can pick up a good deal on a combo from Dick's Sporting goods..Watch for them to go on sale around Black Friday (day after thanks giving)
Again, unless your looking to put 5 rounds in a quarter at 300 yards, one of the cheap ones will shoot better than you...
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Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
I'd go with the .270 as a good all around rifle.. Multi purpose imho...
You can pick up a good deal on a combo from Dick's Sporting goods..Watch for them to go on sale around Black Friday (day after thanks giving)
Again, unless your looking to put 5 rounds in a quarter at 300 yards, one of the cheap ones will shoot better than you...
You can pick up a good deal on a combo from Dick's Sporting goods..Watch for them to go on sale around Black Friday (day after thanks giving)
Again, unless your looking to put 5 rounds in a quarter at 300 yards, one of the cheap ones will shoot better than you...
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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a grown man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a grown man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?
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A woman pregnant with triplets, was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the abdomen.
Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. She gives birth to two healthy daughters and a son.
They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mum, I was urinating and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later, her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mother, " I know what happened...you were urinating, and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. She gives birth to two healthy daughters and a son.
They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mum, I was urinating and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later, her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mother, " I know what happened...you were urinating, and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
