that's

 

true

 

so why

 

don't we

 

get drunk

 

and screw!!

 

sing it correll reefers

 

With all this Obama talk and gun control going on, I might as well say my 2 cents:

Stand up for your rights and fight for freedom!!! Resist the government and let them know how you feel torwards their taxes against the freeeee! Long live the free American and the spirit of free willl and freedom of choice. That is all!

 

Yeah, brother. And while you're at it, tell 'em what you think about giving amnesty, welfare, food stamps, SSI, Medicaid, Section Eight Housing Vouchers, WIC coupons and a Democrat Party voter registration card to 30 million illegal aliens! That's more all!

 

This will only make me want to kill or blow something up. Being here in Texas, I see this all the time. If I could round them up all by myself I would. I have to take my gun out of my truck often to keep me from doing something I might have to pay for.(not regret!)

 

I am with ya all the way...And for me, it's ANY illegal, regardless of where they come from, or what language they speak...

 

That's Coral Reefers.

 

I was wonder when someone was gonna correct me..LOL...

Jimmy is from Mobile, AL...about 30 mins from where I grew up...He has a house on Ono Island, and goes to Gulf Shores all the time...

I have seen him on many occasions, and chatted a time or two while hanging out with locals in various location at the beach...He is a complete Jerk, and ***, but I like his music...

 

Not to jump on the bandwagon here, but... Me and my wife sat with him at FloraBama for a couple hours. Was very turned off by his demeaner and conversation. I just chaulked it up to him being buzzed at the time. But I did leave with a different view of him.

 

FloraBama! nice...spent many a night crawling home from the FB LOL...Wife just stopped by there last night in fact...she is home visiting her parents...

Yes, he is an *** indeed, and not because he was buzzed...IMHO...

 

row row row your boat

 

gently down the stream

 

They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?

 

Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own ****.

 

"You can tell how much people like a movie by the percentage of the audience that stays. If the entire Audience jumps up when the credits start, they didn't like the movie."

 

"Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our patience and races like a gazelle when you are out of breath."

 

Freedom baby, is never having to say your sorry.

 

"She's a witch!"
"A witch? How do you know she's a witch?"
"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
"... I got better."

 

correct
"I'm only here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ***. Looks like we're almost out of beer."

 

Time is a luxery you don't have.

 

"When you dance with the devil, the devil don't change... the devil changes you."

 

correct
I think people who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch.

 

They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?

 

Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it.

 

8000!! Peace out!