Post Whoring Newbie Thread
Senior Member
SuperBike
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 2,188
From: New Braunfels, Texas
No ****! You can't even reach the footpegs. Tonight was Bike Night at the local pub. Where the hell were you??? There were hundreds of bikes there but none of them were yours. There were more older guys there tonight than all the 600's we had last week. Instead of waiting hours for our food, our group bolted just after dark to another place that was on the way home for both of us. You should try to make it next week.
Thats no surprise, I've still never seen him on a motorcycle yet! (in person) If I can ever get off this afternoon shift, i'll have to make a few of those bike nights.
Senior Member
MotoGP
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 4,138
From: Austin, Tx
It's kinda Round Rockin' - 30 miles north - if I know you;re coming up I will get south to wing mopac lmk lane splitting at 70 keeps the cagers at bay.
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly
to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing
his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead,
but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks
with shock! "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing
his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead,
but his heart is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks
with shock! "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
