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Old Feb 25, 2009 | 06:05 PM
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Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick.

Boss: When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it.

Later chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
Old Feb 25, 2009 | 06:07 PM
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What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?




At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.
Old Feb 25, 2009 | 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by k-d-williams
Your home page looks good.
thanks, it's about the only page I have put any thought into so far! LOL
Old Feb 25, 2009 | 06:11 PM
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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional." The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids." They then asked the woman, "What are you?" She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, f**k, Etc."
Old Feb 25, 2009 | 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Randman
thanks, it's about the only page I have put any thought into so far! LOL

Have you gotten your Real Estate Lisence straightened out?
Old Feb 25, 2009 | 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by k-d-williams
Have you gotten your Real Estate Lisence straightened out?
Yes, finally...They had me updated on Fri...I am all legal like and stuff...LOL
Old Feb 25, 2009 | 06:26 PM
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Good, now sell something so we can go for a ride!
Old Feb 25, 2009 | 06:48 PM
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No fooling...I need to get out there and dig up some clients!! LOL...No, not literally...
But some listings would be nice...
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 04:48 AM
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Good jokes guys... Lovin the Texas stuff.. Congrats on the wesite and liscense, Randy.
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 06:53 AM
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Well, thanks, now I just have to put it to good use...
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:06 AM
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Helpful link to find an FFL in your area...


http://www.gunbroker.com/User/DealerNetwork.asp
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:13 AM
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“The gun has been called the great equalizer, meaning that a small person with a gun is equal to a large person, but it is a great equalizer in another way, too. It insures that the people are the equal of their government whenever that government forgets that it is servant and not master of the governed. When the British forgot that they got a revolution. And, as a result, we Americans got a Constitution; a Constitution that, as those who wrote it were determined, would keep men free. If we give up part of that Constitution we give up part of our freedom and increase the chance that we will lose it all. I am not ready to take that risk. I believe that the right of the citizen to keep and bear arms must not be infringed if liberty in America is to survive.”
—Ronald Reagan
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:13 AM
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“You can’t be for big government, big taxes, and big bureaucracy and still be for the little guy.”
—Ronald Reagan


'No arsenal, no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'
-- Ronald Reagan
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:13 AM
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“A political party cannot be all things to all people. It must represent certain fundamental beliefs which must not be compromised to political expediency or simply to swell its numbers.” —Ronald Reagan

“If America is to remain what God in his wisdom intended for it to be — a refuge, a safe haven for those seeking human rights — then we must once again extend the most basic human right to the most vulnerable members of the human family. We must commit ourselves to a future in which the right to life for every human being — no matter how weak, no matter how small, no matter how defenseless — is protected by our laws and public policy.”
—Ronald Reagan
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:14 AM
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
--Albert Einstein
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:14 AM
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“A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.”
—Frank Dane
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:14 AM
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“The more help a person has in his garden, the less it belongs to him.”
—William H. Davies
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:15 AM
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"Always attack into an ambush."
-- Lt. Ilario Pantano, USMC
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:15 AM
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"Excellence can be attained if you
Care more than others think is wise,
Risk more than others think is safe,
Dream more than others think is practical, and
Expect more than others think is possible."
--Author Unknown
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:16 AM
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Some good books to pick up...

While Europe Slept: How Radical Islam is Destroying the West from Within
By Bruce Bawer
DoubleDay

Onward Muslim soldiers
by Robert Spencer
Regnery Press

Islam Unveiled
by Robert Spencer
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The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam
(and the Crusades)
by Robert Spencer
Regnery Press

Unholy Alliance
Radical Islam and the American Left
David Horowitz
Regnery Press

The Myth of Islamic Tolerance
How Islamic Law Treats Non-Muslims
Edited by Robert Spencer
Regnery Press

Infiltration
How Muslim Spies and Subversives Have Penetrated Washington
Paul Sperry
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:18 AM
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"It is the duty of every man to render to the Creator such homage, and such only, as he believes to be acceptable to him. This duty is precedent both in order of time and degree of obligation, to the claims of Civil Society. Before any man can be considered as a member of Civil Society, he must be considered as a subject of the Governor of the Universe."
-- James Madison
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:18 AM
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“The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretence, raised in the United States.”
—Noah Webster
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:19 AM
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Those who hammer their guns into ploughs will plough for those who do not.

-- Thomas Jefferson
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:19 AM
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"They define a republic to be a government of laws, and not of men."
-- John Adams
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:20 AM
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"It is not honorable to take mere legal advantage, when it happens to be contrary to justice."
--Thomas Jefferson
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:21 AM
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I am apt to believe that [Independence Day] will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance, by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forever more.
-- John Adams
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:21 AM
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“It has been said that all Government is an evil. It would be more proper to say that the necessity of any Government is a misfortune. This necessity however exists; and the problem to be solved is, not what form of Government is perfect, but which of the forms is least imperfect.”
—James Madison
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:30 AM
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“I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.”
—Barry Goldwater
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:30 AM
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
—General George Patton
Old Feb 26, 2009 | 07:33 AM
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“When they call the roll in the Senate, the senators do not know whether to answer ‘present’ or ‘guilty’.”
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