LOL

 

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the women was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

 

Aint that the truth..LOL...that is just wrong!!

 

No this is just wrong.......

 

Yes it is!!! Poor little bike

 

I have seen that one, and some like it...

 

It is just fricken Wrong....
3500 post....wow, I really do have no life...LMAO!!!

 

I have a 2 year old son....lol

Anyone with kids knows the answer to your question.

 

I had forgotten how boring fast internet was....

The lack of anticipation spoils all the fun of surfing

 

I was gonna go buy a 675 this weekend....but now I'm thinking of holding out for that Buell 1125...could be interesting

 

Get a KTM, and lets hit the roads less traveled..LOL

 

that thought has crossed my mind as well...

 

do it, do it...LOL....

 

What are you talking about? You only have 6 posts.

 

Bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

make that 8

 

Gives ya something to work for! I figgered that if you were to hit 5000 soon that you might just give up and go away. And we couldn't have a Superhawkforum.com icon such as yourself just leave, now could we?

 

LMFAO!! Very funny...very funny...icon, or isore, take your pick....Even when the mighty KLR is parked in the stall, I will be here creating mass confusion, etc..etc...
I aint goin nowhere...LOL...

NOW put my fuggin post count back!@!!!!!!!!!!

 

Damn, chill yo! Can't I just mess with ya a little bit?

Oh, hold on, I got an ebay auction I have to bid on......

 

LOL...of course you can...NOT!! LOL

I must admit, it was a good one though...

it would have been even funnier if the number would have been negative!

 

Did you say Ebay...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MESE:IT&ih=010

Now there is a nice item...LOL

 

Damn! They wanted wayyy too much for them Heli bars! $122 and reserve not met? He can kiss my ***!

 

Go with the VFR bars...they worked great for me..

 

Dude, you need to hook me up with a nice Tissot...maybe a Nicky Hayden replica. Then I'll restore your post count!

 

How about I sign you personal email address up to every **** site in the World!! ...oh, wait, like that would be a bad thing...LOL

I don't have access to Tissot...they do build a nice watch..

 

Won't fit. Don't you follow any other thread than this one?

I just fitted 1000RR forks, bro!

 

Hey, you're up to 13!!!!!!!

 

You're on your way there!

 

Damn, I'm an *******!!!!

 

Soon, I will be able to get Swiss Army, Breitling, Tag, Rolex....of couse they will be full price, maybe minus 3-5%....I might be going to work for a Jeweler that carries these and other fine watches soon...should know after tomorrow...Last interview...