Post Whoring Newbie Thread
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From: Lake View Terrace, CA
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From: Leander TX!!
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From: Lake View Terrace, CA
Copied out of an old manual that I found.......
HOW TO RIDE MOTORCYCLES
1962 Safety Rules from Honda
Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book. Translated by
Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider
1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass
him by or otherwise disrespect him.
2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,
tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.
3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you
pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go smoothingly by.
4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway.
Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.
5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon.
Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the
collapse and tie up.
HOW TO RIDE MOTORCYCLES
1962 Safety Rules from Honda
Taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book. Translated by
Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider
1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass
him by or otherwise disrespect him.
2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn
trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,
tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.
3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you
pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go smoothingly by.
4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway.
Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.
5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon.
Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the
collapse and tie up.
Post Whore Junior
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Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
lol... being gone so long.. I have to ask... Dont really want an answer though...
Since you've been home this time, have you put more miles on your bike or your wife?..
lol.. sorry if that's over the line.. I had to make that joke...
Since you've been home this time, have you put more miles on your bike or your wife?..
lol.. sorry if that's over the line.. I had to make that joke...
