PappySmears

After 28 years of marriage my wife commented the other day that I seem to be spending more time with my bikes than I do with her. I am simply polling here for some advice.
Should I :
1. Spend more time with her than my bikes.
2.replace the upturned milk crate with a more comfortable w`shop seat for her.
3. Move a lounge chair and TV into my workshop for her to be more comfortable.
4. work on her bike more often.
5. Name a bike after her.
6.Name the workshop after her.
7.Install a pokie machine in the workshop(she loves a gamble).
8.Sit and watch her kind of movies, with her, while poking hot needles in my eyes.
9.install a kitchen in the back of the workshop... Joint tasking.

10. Add radiator coolant to her meals then once she becomes too sick to scream, cut her in to small pieces, placing her in a old oil drum, sealing the drum, marking it "Radio Active material", and placing this in the corner of the workshop.

Wicky

Show her this, if she doesn't laugh then you're on a slippery slope...

thetophatflash

What a hoot!!!!! I've been married for 42 years. lol

PappySmears

^I dont know why I laughed at that Diary poster , because it is really sooooo accurate

zmaniv

Not sure how to answer. Just finished my divorce the other day.
Old woman you spend way to much time workin on your bike/car(her rambling for you need to do all the house chores so I can go have girl time)
New woman. Hey babe I need to go change my oil. Ok you need a hand? ( yea I got a keeper)
So I say give her a wrench and let the good times roll

MOONSTER

Hey, maybe you could buy her a new vibrator & she won't miss you at all.

comedo

It's time to start listening.

PappySmears

The 2012 models have just been released at the toy shop near me. I did not realise they could improve so much on a basic design. Bit overpriced!