I'm sure it was a veggie burger...

 

is it me or does the most ridiculous **** happen in sweden?

 

Hell no! I'm not eating one of those... They taste like crap...

 

Trust me, I have more than a few stories about Swedish laws, and how they work in practice... It's not always as easy as you think, having a bunch of laws protecing the populace from themselves... Mostly cops try to use common sense, when the laws makes no sense what-so-ever... Some however, like in the US are just ******...

 

Swedish pack of smokes... This is one of the more subtle ones... it says "Smoking kills" plain and simple...

The burger wrappers usuallly says "Excess fat and salt in foods are known to cause health issues" or similar...

 

Don't you just love big brother protecting us from ourselves. Like NYC Mayor Bloomburg outlawing soft drinks over 32 oz because they'll make you fat. Of course if you want to buy 2 32oz's that's ok.

 

me thinks people envy what you have so they try to bung it up, other nozzle heads are pure 100% tossers. I've come out of a store to find little kids sitting on my bike, parents standing by watching as their brats scratch the **** outa the paint. Here in CA, if the bike were to fall over and hurt the lil punks, the owner of the bike can be sued. Sorry to hear your bike got messed with. Right after I got my VTR, some dinky dau MF pushed me over at a stop light with his SUV because he didn't like me in front of him. I flipped my lid and things got interesting. I can't feature what goes thru some people's scrawny excuse for a brain! They're everywhere!

 

Is that U the Marlboro Man behind the pack? I'd thought you'd be blond & blue-eyed LOL (like me), or the Pakistani 7/11 clerk? Never have seen a pic of U. Have u spent much time in the USA?

 

Nope... Definetly not me... My ugly mug usually makes the camera run and hide... But I guess I can probably dig one up where I snuck up on it...

Yes, I was goofy... I was trying to teach my nephew to properly tie his tie... And it was a wee bit small on me...

 

Cute, but who was holding the pack then?

 

A friend from university I think, it was a while ago, and not an entirely sober occasion...

 

I want to know where you found a tie that short!

 

It's sized for a ten year old boy... And well, I'm 6 foot 4, 215 pounds... So in reality, it's not that short, it just looks that way around my thick neck...

 

dam tweety, you look like elton john!!!!!!!!


http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.c.../10/elton1.jpg

 

When I imagine people from Sweden, I imagine you all look like this.

 

^yeah that's more like it. A portion of my vision of Swedish dudes has been tainted by Skwisgaar from Metalocolypse

 

Wells, he's does plays ze best guitarzs.