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Old 04-01-2009, 12:04 PM
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i just heard on the radio this morning ,Vince ,The Sham-Wow and Slap chop guy was having a little fun with a hooker ,well he decided he wanted a kiss , and i guess the hooker wanted a souvenir and bit his tongue off ,,,i guess she didn't love his nuts either ,,,lol,,,
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:18 PM
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def. not a /b/tard...
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:27 PM
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LAN.. you always talkin in code I cant decifer.

Yeah, Heard bout the Sham Wow guy, too. Heard she wouldnt let go of his tongue, so he knocked the F out of her and went to Jail over it.
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:47 PM
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SHAW WOW!!!! You know its good because its made in Germany.

Shaw wows - SUCK by the way... I got them as a gag gift and they dont absorb ****!
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:59 PM
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Don't forget about the slapchop and you should see what the hooker did to his nuts. Mug shots are on the net as well, he paid a grand for her!!
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:16 PM
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1000 bucks for this ????????????? even without the black eye ,yuck
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:48 PM
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the oxy-clean guy has a reality show with some other loud, crap product pushing idiot soon. I think in light of this, sham-wow guy and his apparent love of busted up hookers would round out the trio. It would at least make it interesting IMO.

...here's to hoping
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:08 PM
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wow! they are ugly, think nick nolte!
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:19 PM
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ROTFLMAO thats great.... priceless pics...... and yea , someone got me a set of Scamwow suck up nuthins too. The first time I used them was to dry off my bike , but it left more water spots than a speedy exit from the carwash.
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Originally Posted by LineArrayNut
def. not a /b/tard...
ha. Another /b/tard... I should have smelled you a mile away....
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:49 PM
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At first I was like "Wow... that Sham-Wow guy is one ugly dude" The I saw the pics of his hooker... DAMN!
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:46 PM
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I wonder if the Sham-Wow cleans up blood?
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:48 PM
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ok i gotta ask ,it's driving me nuts ,,,,,what does /b/tard... mean?????
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a /b/tard is one who hates furries. God damn furries... *shakes fist*
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Originally Posted by jbaxx
I wonder if the Sham-Wow cleans up blood?
HAHAHAHAHA!
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The hooker had some other pics on the internets, where she didn't look QUITE that bad. Still not worth $1k.
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The hooker had some other pics on the internets, where she didn't look QUITE that bad. Still not worth $1k.
Holy $h!t1 That's a $1k hooker?!?!? What the hell do you get for $20?
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Originally Posted by dickard37
ok i gotta ask ,it's driving me nuts ,,,,,what does /b/tard... mean?????
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=%2Fb%2Ftard
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WTH is he wearing in that mugshot? Looks like her jacket over a hospital gown. Of course, his gown matches hers. Guess it was matching jail outfits.
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Maybe they were gonna make a movie! "are you following me camera guy?" LMAO
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awesome funny thread. haha
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Remember everyone, having your mugshot in the news is the first step to becoming a really big STAR!!
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