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dickard37 04-01-2009 12:04 PM

sham-wow guy and his hooker
 
i just heard on the radio this morning ,Vince ,The Sham-Wow and Slap chop guy was having a little fun with a hooker ,well he decided he wanted a kiss , and i guess the hooker wanted a souvenir and bit his tongue off ,,,i guess she didn't love his nuts either ,,,lol,,, :thumbsup:

LineArrayNut 04-01-2009 12:18 PM

def. not a /b/tard...

Cleveland 04-01-2009 12:27 PM

LAN.. you always talkin in code I cant decifer.

Yeah, Heard bout the Sham Wow guy, too. Heard she wouldnt let go of his tongue, so he knocked the F out of her and went to Jail over it.

skoshere 04-01-2009 12:47 PM

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SHAW WOW!!!! You know its good because its made in Germany.

Shaw wows - SUCK by the way... I got them as a gag gift and they dont absorb shit!

yruyur 04-01-2009 12:59 PM

Don't forget about the slapchop and you should see what the hooker did to his nuts. Mug shots are on the net as well, he paid a grand for her!!

dickard37 04-01-2009 01:16 PM

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1000 bucks for this ????????????? even without the black eye ,yuck

bundleofgrundle 04-01-2009 01:48 PM

the oxy-clean guy has a reality show with some other loud, crap product pushing idiot soon. I think in light of this, sham-wow guy and his apparent love of busted up hookers would round out the trio. It would at least make it interesting IMO.

...here's to hoping

finepooch 04-01-2009 02:08 PM

wow! they are ugly, think nick nolte!

sumthin_major 04-01-2009 02:19 PM

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ROTFLMAO thats great.... priceless pics...... and yea , someone got me a set of Scamwow suck up nuthins too. The first time I used them was to dry off my bike , but it left more water spots than a speedy exit from the carwash.

maverick 04-01-2009 05:34 PM


Originally Posted by LineArrayNut (Post 208184)
def. not a /b/tard...

ha. Another /b/tard... I should have smelled you a mile away....

inderocker 04-01-2009 05:49 PM

At first I was like "Wow... that Sham-Wow guy is one ugly dude" The I saw the pics of his hooker... DAMN! :eek:

jbaxx 04-01-2009 07:46 PM

I wonder if the Sham-Wow cleans up blood?

dickard37 04-01-2009 07:48 PM

ok i gotta ask ,it's driving me nuts ,,,,,what does /b/tard... mean?????

maverick 04-01-2009 08:00 PM

a /b/tard is one who hates furries. God damn furries... *shakes fist*

captainchaos 04-01-2009 09:16 PM


Originally Posted by jbaxx (Post 208241)
I wonder if the Sham-Wow cleans up blood?

HAHAHAHAHA!

Syclone 04-01-2009 10:50 PM

The hooker had some other pics on the internets, where she didn't look QUITE that bad. Still not worth $1k.

VTRsurfer 04-01-2009 10:54 PM

BUT WAIT!!! IF YOU ORDER NOW!.......;)

inderocker 04-01-2009 11:13 PM


Originally Posted by Syclone (Post 208263)
The hooker had some other pics on the internets, where she didn't look QUITE that bad. Still not worth $1k.

Holy $h!t1 That's a $1k hooker?!?!? What the hell do you get for $20? :rolleyes:

Cleveland 04-02-2009 06:36 AM


Originally Posted by dickard37 (Post 208242)
ok i gotta ask ,it's driving me nuts ,,,,,what does /b/tard... mean?????

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=%2Fb%2Ftard

HondaJim 04-02-2009 07:21 AM

WTH is he wearing in that mugshot? Looks like her jacket over a hospital gown. Of course, his gown matches hers. Guess it was matching jail outfits. :D

superbikemike 04-02-2009 07:47 AM

sham-wow guy and his hooker
 
Maybe they were gonna make a movie! "are you following me camera guy?" LMAO

RI-redhawk 04-02-2009 08:19 AM

awesome funny thread. haha

Sleeper 04-02-2009 09:57 AM

LMAO

jbaxx 04-02-2009 02:19 PM

Remember everyone, having your mugshot in the news is the first step to becoming a really big STAR!!


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