Post Whoring Newbie Thread
03-05-2008, 12:28 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Lake View Terrace, CA
Posts: 5,942
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge
knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done
anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I
possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the
Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a
loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to
society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just
killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on ,
could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should
I call 9-1-1 ? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes,
have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so
confusing! I need to discuss with some friends over a latte
and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
(sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' Son: 'You got
him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'
Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist.
Here is a little test that will help you decide
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge
knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done
anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I
possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the
Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a
loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to
society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just
killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on ,
could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should
I call 9-1-1 ? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes,
have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so
confusing! I need to discuss with some friends over a latte
and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
(sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' Son: 'You got
him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'
Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist.
03-05-2008, 12:33 PM
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Triad, NC
Posts: 4,825
lol.. yeah this 'cat pulls inot Hooters one night last year and lays on his railroad horn.. yes, i jumped..
Have you seen the youtube vid of the guy with the cruise ship horn in an Explorer?...
Have you seen the youtube vid of the guy with the cruise ship horn in an Explorer?...
03-05-2008, 04:46 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Fulton, MO
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