Post Whoring Newbie Thread
Banned
MotoGP
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 5,942
From: Lake View Terrace, CA
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
1. "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." -- Drew Carey.
2. "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, so have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." -- Jeff Foxworthy.
3. "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life -- without even considering if there is a man on base." -- Dave Barry.
4. "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and day before they leave you they should have to find you a temp." -- Bob Ettinger.
5. "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh." -- Conan O'Brien.
2. "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, so have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." -- Jeff Foxworthy.
3. "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life -- without even considering if there is a man on base." -- Dave Barry.
4. "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and day before they leave you they should have to find you a temp." -- Bob Ettinger.
5. "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh." -- Conan O'Brien.
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
KC, there is a video floating around the 'net of Gdub where it looks like he is getting ready to give a speech.. he thought the cameras were off, and was joking around with the crew... gives a real quick finger.. this is a screen cap of it..
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
yeah, but did you read some of the comments... I guess people with important jobs are not allowed to have a sense of humor.. at least according to the peeps with ********... i mean opinions...
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
Damn dude, that sucks...I guess..I wish they would lay me off and give me a fat severence package...guess that is too much to hope for after only 3 weeks on the job LOL....
Hope it works out for ya...
Hope it works out for ya...
