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From: Leander TX!!
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I've only been riding on the east coast for a few years (the rest in So. Cal) and there are many road hazards I have never dealt with...including a friggin deer. The way that thing just jumped out! Dang!!!
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From: Leander TX!!
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From: Leander TX!!
>A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
> >> stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
>flights
>
>go
> >> quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
>passenger. "
>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly
>and
>said
> >> to
> >> the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Oh, I don't know," said the stranger, "How about nuclear power?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "OK," she said, "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
>ask
>you a
> >> question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the
>same
>stuff.
> >> Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow t urns out a
>flat
>patty,
> >> and
> >> a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that
>is?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
>to
> >> discuss
> >> nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
> >> stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
>flights
>
>go
> >> quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
>passenger. "
>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly
>and
>said
> >> to
> >> the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Oh, I don't know," said the stranger, "How about nuclear power?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> "OK," she said, "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
>ask
>you a
> >> question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the
>same
>stuff.
> >> Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow t urns out a
>flat
>patty,
> >> and
> >> a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that
>is?"
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
>to
> >> discuss
> >> nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names with small American flags mounted on either side of it.
The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex."
"Good morning "Pastor, what is this?" he asked the pastor.
The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial plaque to all the young men and women who died in the Service."
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked,
"Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?"
The seven year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex."
"Good morning "Pastor, what is this?" he asked the pastor.
The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial plaque to all the young men and women who died in the Service."
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked,
"Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:45?"
