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Old Jul 8, 2006 | 09:31 PM
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Home Depot Scam

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A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy Tee-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 8th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Again - please beware!!
Old Jul 8, 2006 | 10:16 PM
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I'll have to start bringing the ol' decoy wallet again. The lengths people will go to...
Old Jul 8, 2006 | 10:32 PM
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The standards of HD have fallen really low. At least at Lowes, they bring you to the breakroom. :P
Old Nov 8, 2006 | 01:07 PM
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LOL DECOY WALLET!! I love it. Hmmm i wonder what u can put in there... Maybe ur number and a condom for future visits.
Old Nov 8, 2006 | 01:39 PM
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A little humor for midweek. This come from the boys across the pond:

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 12:01 am Post subject: gone fishing !!!!

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a man says to his wife....get ready ,you me and the dog are going fishing..the wife says....i dont want to go ! he says,youve 3 options..
1#fishing
2#a blow job
3#take it up the ****
after sucking for a while~~she stops and says your **** tastes like **** !
man says ~~i know ,the dog didnt want to go either.
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 08:05 PM
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^^^That is wrong on Sssooo many levels.....lmao....
Old Nov 8, 2006 | 09:05 PM
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Or this one! This is absolutely hilarious!

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