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Old 02-09-2009, 01:21 PM
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Why Boys Need Parents:
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Old 02-09-2009, 01:36 PM
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Hell it's all funny anyhow. #25 the funniest. Rain is coming down is sheets right now, but I'm ready with the bleach and brake fluid as soon as it lets up!
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Thanks, Rand! Yeah, I thought it was funny as hell but I could not get the pictures to copy across.
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Old 02-09-2009, 03:16 PM
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Why Boys Need Parents Part 2

Part 3 is next!
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Hahah, that's some funny ****. I'm thinking baby #2 will be a boy because the wifey is getting different sorts of cravings compared to #1. If it's a boy, you can bet I'll be asking you Doug for advice.
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Old 02-09-2009, 03:28 PM
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Part 3

And you also
find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.)Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
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Couple more to add,thanks to my son....
26. Full diapers make interesting finger paint
27.Connecting your battery operated trainset to a wall socket with a coat hanger won't make it go faster.. AND IT HURTS!!

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25 made me laugh the my mind!
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Damn, #25 didn't work out so well y'all....
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LOL that's some funny ****! Thanks!
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