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Old Oct 9, 2007 | 02:23 PM
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Wedding (one last fling)

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally went bra-less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the front door, and ran straight to my car.

Lo and behold, when I got to my car, I saw my entire future family standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test..... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!
Old Oct 9, 2007 | 02:47 PM
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Old Oct 9, 2007 | 03:44 PM
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That very well may be the best story I've ever heard....especially if it's true!!
Old Oct 9, 2007 | 06:12 PM
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well, I don't know how true it is...but a good lesson for sure!!
Old Oct 9, 2007 | 09:28 PM
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No sweat! I'd be in and out in ten seconds.

And that's WITH foreplay. :P
Old Oct 11, 2007 | 05:33 AM
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Old Oct 11, 2007 | 05:46 AM
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Old Oct 11, 2007 | 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by marmaladedad
No sweat! I'd be in and out in ten seconds.

And that's WITH foreplay. :P
Wow!! That's crazy man!!!



It takes you that long??
Old Oct 11, 2007 | 11:09 AM
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That's a great story.
Old Oct 11, 2007 | 11:12 AM
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Old Oct 13, 2007 | 04:32 PM
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That's the funniest thing I've heard all week!!
Old Oct 14, 2007 | 08:18 AM
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Old Oct 14, 2007 | 09:06 AM
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Too good! Man..... I think I would have hit it! I wonder if Dad had a shotgun in the car incase he failed! LOL
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