Sexy Fail
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SAD, neighbors' daughter(18yrs) is like yer chick, Asked her before "What are you trying to prove(after her "first" wreck/and i fixed her bike for the family) She just survied her fourth wreck of the summer(the bike is NO More) she is at this time nursing 8 broke ribs, collapsed lung, and 5 other broke bones. Not to mention, a good portion of her tender butt on N.Carolina "***"aphalte.
Stupid is everywhere......
Stupid is everywhere......
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Umm, you're welcome! Not sure what "heads up" you need or what you weren't built to handle. Either you don't like a good looking woman, can't stand squidliness on the road, or have a weak stomach (these pics aren't even that bad). You're welcome none-the-less.
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No... She's got stupids... And that's not sexy at all...
I don't care how good a woman looks... If she dumb enough to do that I wouldn't go near her... I'd be afraid to leave her alone with semi-sharp objects in the house...
I don't care how good a woman looks... If she dumb enough to do that I wouldn't go near her... I'd be afraid to leave her alone with semi-sharp objects in the house...
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wow... i am wearing those same skeevies right now.... -lol well, as soon as i saw the riding with feet, i knew what the pics to follow would be... as others said.. you can't fix stupid!!
and the word FAIL... kinda gives it away.. ya think??
and the word FAIL... kinda gives it away.. ya think??
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Erik - sorry mate'. :) I'm doing better now...
Erik,
Sorry bro'. I can't handle the blood factor. I happen to be very very sensitive to seeing people/animals hurt/in pain. Totally didn't mean to go off the deep end with bein' a puss'. I knew something was up with the “Sexy” and then there was the “Fail” part and should have used my head a little more. And I can never get enough of women so the combo' made me wanna break out in a cold sweat and puke all over myself - I'm better now. :P
My brother has become interested in investing in a brand new '11 Harley of some size in excess of 1 liter and I'm flat out against it. So that is the mood I'm in lately. He's 31 and an officer in the military who has taken a break from his career as a fighter pilot for a few years. So he’s got his responsibilities he’s been through. But he has zero experience on a bike other than a small handful of rides perhaps on his own with his friend out ‘n’ about. I told him I’d have his email spammed to the brim with bikers telling him NOT to invest in a giant brand new Harley for his very first motorcycle (Thinking of JoshuaTest…) and especially the size he is looking at, and finally the pure lack of experience he has. I told him he needs a used 600cc something to start out on which would not be nearly as heavy of a piece of equipment to work with while learning. So dropping a bike and my brother/people being hurt by it all is foremost on my mind.
So this is not a thread hijack but if anyone is interested in having some good clean fun and piling his email full of opinion and changing his mind about such a large bike and a brand new financial investment at that – do let me know and we’ll gang up on him.
Sorry bro'. I can't handle the blood factor. I happen to be very very sensitive to seeing people/animals hurt/in pain. Totally didn't mean to go off the deep end with bein' a puss'. I knew something was up with the “Sexy” and then there was the “Fail” part and should have used my head a little more. And I can never get enough of women so the combo' made me wanna break out in a cold sweat and puke all over myself - I'm better now. :P
My brother has become interested in investing in a brand new '11 Harley of some size in excess of 1 liter and I'm flat out against it. So that is the mood I'm in lately. He's 31 and an officer in the military who has taken a break from his career as a fighter pilot for a few years. So he’s got his responsibilities he’s been through. But he has zero experience on a bike other than a small handful of rides perhaps on his own with his friend out ‘n’ about. I told him I’d have his email spammed to the brim with bikers telling him NOT to invest in a giant brand new Harley for his very first motorcycle (Thinking of JoshuaTest…) and especially the size he is looking at, and finally the pure lack of experience he has. I told him he needs a used 600cc something to start out on which would not be nearly as heavy of a piece of equipment to work with while learning. So dropping a bike and my brother/people being hurt by it all is foremost on my mind.
So this is not a thread hijack but if anyone is interested in having some good clean fun and piling his email full of opinion and changing his mind about such a large bike and a brand new financial investment at that – do let me know and we’ll gang up on him.
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No offense Spaz, Yet those of us that were under the age of 30yrs, put in charge of bringing back Multi-Million Dollar pieces of goverment flying junk. Are more likely to be more responcible than some doofy gal, attempting an audition with the circus.
And he attempts to be irresponsible- Being your brother is a service man, we were trained to know the consequences. COACH him, on good riding technique.
And DAMMIT TWEETY, YOUR brain is working to hard-I am spliting with laughter !!!!!!!
And he attempts to be irresponsible- Being your brother is a service man, we were trained to know the consequences. COACH him, on good riding technique.
And DAMMIT TWEETY, YOUR brain is working to hard-I am spliting with laughter !!!!!!!
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I guess it depends on which is more important, your "cool" threshold or your "pain" threshold. At 62, I favor catering to my pain threshold. If I ain't cool by now, It's not likely to happen.
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Come on silly, you know I am joking. I just no the squids who think their buddy is the best rider in the group because he takes the most risk. All I am saying is that I really am not that good. Fortunately, my lack of "skill" has seen me crash only once on a tar patch 2' in diameter and 3/4" thick at a stop sign. I am going to try to remain "uncool" and "skill-less", below the radar and definitely above the deck.
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Come on silly, you know I am joking. I just no the squids who think their buddy is the best rider in the group because he takes the most risk. All I am saying is that I really am not that good. Fortunately, my lack of "skill" has seen me crash only once on a tar patch 2' in diameter and 3/4" thick at a stop sign. I am going to try to remain "uncool" and "skill-less", below the radar and definitely above the deck.
I'm not half as good as the bike I'm riding deserves, but the good thing is that I know it... I have crashed more than once on track on various bikes but so far only twice on the road... Both where strictly speaking my own fault... Both should have been avoidable, and both left me pretty much intact...
Yeah, I'm kind of the anti-cool...
I'm always the "wimp" of the gang on the road, but still faster than a lot on track... A couple of years back I was also faster than many on the road, but that seemed to be bad for survival, so I dialed it down considerably... Now I ride my own ride, and let others ride theirs...
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