Post Whoring Newbie Thread
01-22-2010, 11:15 PM
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01-23-2010, 11:37 AM
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An old Chevy was driving down the street with a large sign that read:
"TWO PROSTITUTES $50"
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'
'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.'
The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
"TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER"
"TWO PROSTITUTES $50"
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'
'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.'
The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
"TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER"
01-24-2010, 05:12 PM
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01-24-2010, 05:15 PM
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01-24-2010, 05:21 PM
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Kiss my Glock.
"This is dedicated to some of those pieces of **** out there who are trying to **** things up for you and me"
Ted gets high on gun powder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiYyHNgeFA8
"This is dedicated to some of those pieces of **** out there who are trying to **** things up for you and me"
Ted gets high on gun powder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiYyHNgeFA8
Last edited by RK1; 01-24-2010 at 05:46 PM.
01-28-2010, 10:23 PM
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Picked up a 1926 Remington Model 11 12 ga Auto from a coworker that was in need of cash in a bad way...I felt bad for him and gave $25 more than what he was asking for the thing..I have always liked the 11's, they remind of the Belgium Browning's my Dad owned when I was young..John Browning had some great gun designs...
Anywho, it's in spectacular condition, and I can't wait to get it out to the skeet range and give it a go...
Anywho, it's in spectacular condition, and I can't wait to get it out to the skeet range and give it a go...
01-29-2010, 12:04 AM
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Picked up a 1926 Remington Model 11 12 ga Auto from a coworker that was in need of cash in a bad way...I felt bad for him and gave $25 more than what he was asking for the thing..I have always liked the 11's, they remind of the Belgium Browning's my Dad owned when I was young..John Browning had some great gun designs...
Anywho, it's in spectacular condition, and I can't wait to get it out to the skeet range and give it a go...
Anywho, it's in spectacular condition, and I can't wait to get it out to the skeet range and give it a go...
And it IS a Browning A-5 license built by Remington and marketed with their own model #.
Curious what you paid. Pic would be nice if you got around to it.
01-29-2010, 09:25 PM
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01-29-2010, 09:32 PM
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Last edited by RK1; 01-30-2010 at 09:20 AM.
01-30-2010, 12:11 PM
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I used to be a member at Capitol when Chas was taking lessons there. Maybe we could take the boys out with us. I still have all his guns as he was growing up. He started when he was nine so I know we got something for everybody.
02-01-2010, 09:43 AM
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A biker walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'
The biker explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!';
The biker smiles, taps his watch and says,........ 'Damn thing's an hour fast!'
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'
The biker explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!';
The biker smiles, taps his watch and says,........ 'Damn thing's an hour fast!'
02-01-2010, 02:15 PM
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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 57..)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a ****?
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a ****?
02-02-2010, 10:49 AM
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still alive.. barely.. just do you know.. I know uve all missed me so terribly.. lol.. like a hole in the head.
Business sux.. everyone we work for is slow paying.. how much longer can this go on? I know.. till its done..
Business sux.. everyone we work for is slow paying.. how much longer can this go on? I know.. till its done..
02-09-2010, 04:11 AM
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That's how business was for me back in Oct & Nov, but now i have more work than i can get done... actually i have had to turn work away.
I currently have 4 engine overhauls and 6 annual's stacked up at the hangar. Dont these people understand this is only a part time gig?
02-09-2010, 04:38 AM
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