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Old Jun 5, 2009 | 05:54 PM
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but I'll be damned that VTR hits 160 without hesitation. It's such a rocket that I forget I'm still on a bike
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 05:55 PM
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That's because the V-Twin is something of a rocket in itself when put on a crotch rocket, with a lighter weight and shorter front end.
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 05:55 PM
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seriously..

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 05:55 PM
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simple...

he could cut a quart of conifer if you give him a quarter for every quart of conifer he cut.
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 05:56 PM
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If Miss Issippi wore Miss Ouri's new jersey, then what would Dela ware?
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 05:57 PM
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If there are 5 apples...
and you take two away...


How many apples do you have?









Two..because you took 2 apples
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 05:57 PM
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If you have four apples, and they must be divided evenly between 5 people...

What do you do?
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 05:57 PM
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Well you'll need a knife...

So you ask one person to get a knife...

Whoever's dumb enough to get the knife, doesn't get an apple
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 05:58 PM
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If you choke a smurf what color does he turn? He's already blue...

hm
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 05:58 PM
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How many gay guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why should the light bulb have to be the one to change!!??
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 05:59 PM
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well first, the lightbulb must truly Want to change.
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 05:59 PM
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How many auto mechanics does it take to change a lightbulb?

one to check & test it..

another to tell you it needs replacing..
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 06:00 PM
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another to tell you it doesn't, but should be.

one more find a way to overcharge for it.

one to break the new one, and rig up the old one instead.

another to tell you everything went great.

and one to hand you a bill
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 06:01 PM
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What does a turtle and a blonde have in common?

When they're on their backs...they're both screwed!
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 06:02 PM
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the smart blonde sees a dumb blonde in the middle of a Wheat Field, rowing a rowboat.

She stops her sports car, gets out and yells:

"Hey it's dumb blondes like you that give us all a bad name...
if I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ***!"
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 06:03 PM
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how do you drown a blonde?

put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by RoofCleanPhenom
I put on my helmet and went for it...
you sir, are an

here's why:
1. This thread is not for motorcycle talk, you have clearly not read every single post or you would know that
2. State law or not, riding around without a helmet and only putting it on when about to do something stupid makes no sense at all
3. I can't think of a third reason right now but two just didn't seem like enough.
Old Jun 5, 2009 | 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by drew_c14
you sir, are an

here's why:
1. This thread is not for motorcycle talk, you have clearly not read every single post or you would know that
2. State law or not, riding around without a helmet and only putting it on when about to do something stupid makes no sense at all
3. I can't think of a third reason right now but two just didn't seem like enough.
You sir, are correct!
Old Jun 6, 2009 | 12:30 PM
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why?
Old Jun 6, 2009 | 12:30 PM
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because!
Old Jun 6, 2009 | 01:03 PM
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My thought for the day!

Old Jun 6, 2009 | 01:09 PM
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yummy!
Old Jun 6, 2009 | 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by k-d-williams
yummy!
You and your brunettes! I gotta hand it to ya, bro - all good!
Old Jun 6, 2009 | 02:58 PM
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I like brunette's...even if the upstairs don't match the downstairs!
Old Jun 6, 2009 | 05:20 PM
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since we are one of my all time favorite subjects...




Smoking Hot!
Old Jun 6, 2009 | 05:23 PM
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Old Jun 6, 2009 | 05:25 PM
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Old Jun 6, 2009 | 05:25 PM
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Old Jun 6, 2009 | 05:27 PM
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Old Jun 6, 2009 | 05:28 PM
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