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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 06:53 PM
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the smart car makes people want to snarl & gossip. It also makes large work trucks want to run them over.
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 06:54 PM
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I don't know but I've been told....

We never thought the Smart Car could be sold...
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 06:54 PM
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I don't know but I have heard....

The Smart Car looks just like a terd...
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 06:55 PM
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It has a heater.
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 06:56 PM
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Google says the headlights work when new. even says the windows will roll down when needed.
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Wow. I can't open the windows on my Hawk. I'd rather race the Smart Car.
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I'll give it a head start. When the smart car shifts it's pathetic little tiny transmission into third gear, I'll launch my 996.
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 06:57 PM
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I would bet that before I was able to count to 3, the driver of the Smart Car would notice some sort of oddish red "blip" that just soared past him...
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 06:58 PM
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Then when he got to the finish line he'd see a guy standing next to a Red VTR holding a sign that says "Who's smart now?"
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Well hey I can't help it...
Those cars are ugly and annoying
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 06:58 PM
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I make sure to flip off every smart car I see.
I give them dirty looks in parking lots.
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 06:59 PM
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atleast I'm not letting the air out of their tires yet.
Soon grasshopper...Soon.
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 06:59 PM
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FACTORY DEFECT:

Smart Cars Battery Wires Will Automatically Disconnect At Night.
RETURN Vehicle Immediately.
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:00 PM
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As my crew of 12 and I go to each and every Smart Car's address...

And disconnect their battery cables.
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:00 PM
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With enough time, I can even have one of my guys pour some sugar in the tank. And some more in the oil fill tube.
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:01 PM
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I can guesstimate that the smart car does the 1/4 mile in 3 or 4 days.
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:01 PM
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Smart Car:
0-60: 7.8 hours.
0-100: 1-2 weeks.
50-0: 2 miles.
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:02 PM
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my friend's wife refuses to stop calling me.
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:02 PM
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8 missed calls in 20 minutes...
And I refuse to give her the dick.
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:03 PM
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She must not get it. She keeps trying, and trying, and trying.....
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:03 PM
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She must be in love...
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:04 PM
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I'm good about it, I tell her, NO...
it's not good. no, we can't do it...
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:04 PM
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But that woman refuses to control herself. She can't refrain from grabbing my groin and rubbing it. Then she gets mad when I tell her STOP
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:05 PM
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Right...You advance...I say NO...You don't stop, I say NO again. ...
You grab my groin, I push you away....Then you get mad for not letting you rub my pecker???!!?
AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE?
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:06 PM
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Ok Ok back to smart cars...

Smart Cars are Vettes...and Porsches...


Or "CHICK MAGNETS"
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:06 PM
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They're smart cars because it's smart to own one of those vehicles...
You'll get laid easily...daily...
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:07 PM
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What do I care about gas prices? I drive a BIKE for god's sake..
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:07 PM
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I suppose the 7 bucks a week to get to work & back is too much for me.
That 5 bucks I put in to ride with the guys on Sundays is wayyyy over budget...
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:08 PM
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maybe I'll just get a smart car!
Yea that's what I'll do!
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Old Feb 3, 2009 | 07:08 PM
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NOT...

No smart cars...

I have a SmartHawk 996. good enough for me
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