Post Whoring Newbie Thread
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
I HATE when they cut up an action sequence to make it appear faster... They did that with the last of the Steven Segal films.. was just down right embarrassing to see it. I would much prefer to see a bunch of CG effects, than a cut up action sequence.
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
One night, as the farmer and his wife were reading in bed, he looked up from his copy of "Animal Husbandry" and said, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She gazed back at him hopefully, smiled, and said, "Really? Prove it!"
He frowned, said, "Okay". Then left the bedroom.
An hour later, he returned, all tired and sweaty, and said: "I know that the cow and the sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, it's hard to tell!"
She gazed back at him hopefully, smiled, and said, "Really? Prove it!"
He frowned, said, "Okay". Then left the bedroom.
An hour later, he returned, all tired and sweaty, and said: "I know that the cow and the sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, it's hard to tell!"
Senior Member
Superstock
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 499
From: Kansas City
One night, as the farmer and his wife were reading in bed, he looked up from his copy of "Animal Husbandry" and said, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She gazed back at him hopefully, smiled, and said, "Really? Prove it!"
He frowned, said, "Okay". Then left the bedroom.
An hour later, he returned, all tired and sweaty, and said: "I know that the cow and the sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, it's hard to tell!"
She gazed back at him hopefully, smiled, and said, "Really? Prove it!"
He frowned, said, "Okay". Then left the bedroom.
An hour later, he returned, all tired and sweaty, and said: "I know that the cow and the sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, it's hard to tell!"
I could ride in
SuperBike
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 1,729
From: Dayton, TN
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
I will be there in late Jan....
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
