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Grew up in the swamps of south GA on the banks of the Ocmulgee river. Lot's of wild hog's around there. Rest of the family still down there....600 acres of nothing but family hunting land.
Don't get back down there much anymore though. Work suxxxxx......
Don't get back down there much anymore though. Work suxxxxx......
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That would be a blast. Unfortunately Pop's is very **** about not letting anyone else on the property. He used to but people started slipping in without permission and screwed it up for everyone else. He has gotten rather ornary in his later years.
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Speaking of tires...noticed something strange about the Pilot Power on the front of my hawk . It is almost like the center of the tire is lifting or seperating from the rest of the tire. Feels like it is raised all the way around the tire. No cracks or anything in the rest of the tire. Definitely got to replace it though.
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Your's too....LOL...I thought mine was the only one.........
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A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'.
He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.
Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."
Have a nice day.....
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'.
He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.
Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."
Have a nice day.....
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Speaking of tires...noticed something strange about the Pilot Power on the front of my hawk . It is almost like the center of the tire is lifting or seperating from the rest of the tire. Feels like it is raised all the way around the tire. No cracks or anything in the rest of the tire. Definitely got to replace it though.
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