Post Whoring Newbie Thread
12-21-2007, 05:57 AM
#7512
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Triad, NC
Posts: 4,825
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and
you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When
you pass each other in the?hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She
takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone
and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and
you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When
you pass each other in the?hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She
takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
THis could go for PWing, too.. I know I'm getting bored already..
12-21-2007, 06:01 AM
#7514
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Triad, NC
Posts: 4,825
12-21-2007, 07:28 AM
#7524
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Leander TX!!
Posts: 9,049
or...Merry Christmas!!!! To ALL...Even those of you that don't celebrate it!! LOL...
Like, what is the deal with that...Just because you don't celebrate it don't mean you should be offended by someone saying Merry Christmas! I mean if someone said Happy Hanukkah! That would not offend me one bit...They are celebrating what they beleive in, so am I, no biggie right? So why in the Heck do we have to be so PC about saying happy holidays?????? Seriously people, someone better get a clue, and real fast!! oh wait, I suppose the folks in an uproar about it can't get a clue, oh well good try...
And cleve, I aint bustin on you for saying Happy Holiday's, I am sure you were just combining Christmas, and New Years....Which is what I mean when I say it...If I know I won't see or chat with someone until after all the holidays....Wow
Like, what is the deal with that...Just because you don't celebrate it don't mean you should be offended by someone saying Merry Christmas! I mean if someone said Happy Hanukkah! That would not offend me one bit...They are celebrating what they beleive in, so am I, no biggie right? So why in the Heck do we have to be so PC about saying happy holidays?????? Seriously people, someone better get a clue, and real fast!! oh wait, I suppose the folks in an uproar about it can't get a clue, oh well good try...
And cleve, I aint bustin on you for saying Happy Holiday's, I am sure you were just combining Christmas, and New Years....Which is what I mean when I say it...If I know I won't see or chat with someone until after all the holidays....Wow
