Post Whoring Newbie Thread
#3272
I don't know that I'd want to take my cat... but my dog would love it.
The cat freaked out when he went for a car ride last.... clawed my dashboard and left marks He was in a carrier and got it too, btw....
The cat freaked out when he went for a car ride last.... clawed my dashboard and left marks He was in a carrier and got it too, btw....
#3273
Do you have a suggestion of a decent sangria to try?
I've pretty much just stuck with a semi-local vineyard's variety. called Messina Hoff. The problem is that it's limited production and getting harder to find.
I've pretty much just stuck with a semi-local vineyard's variety. called Messina Hoff. The problem is that it's limited production and getting harder to find.
#3275
I don't want to work
I Just want to Post ***** all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on these drums all day
Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don't want no candy, I don't need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing 'til I got blisters on my hand because
I don't want to work
I Just want to Post ***** all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on these drums all day
I Just want to Post ***** all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on these drums all day
Ever since I was a tiny boy
I don't want no candy, I don't need no toy
I took a stick and an old coffee can
I bang on that thing 'til I got blisters on my hand because
I don't want to work
I Just want to Post ***** all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on these drums all day
No KC, not you shake your rump....
#3276
You don't remember having this post when there were not posts back in May?
... yes I AM that bored at the moment.
#3281
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#3289
"I should let you know that Mr Heiss will only be available to meet for about five minutes, so we should hurry up and cut to the point. Um, and speak in short sentences because he has the attention span of a ferret on crystal meth."
#3291
"I have never done anything for anybody who couldn't do something for me. I string along an eager kid with promises I'll pay him money. I only keep him around because he looks up to me. Adam, if you're watching, don't be a publicist. You're too good for it. I lie in person and on the phone. I lie to my friends. I lie to newspapers and magazines who, who sell my lies to more and more people. I am just a part of a big cycle of lies, I should be ******' president. I wear all this Italian **** because underneath I still feel like the Bronx. I think I need these clothes and this watch. My Two thousand dollar watch is a fake and so am I. I've neglected the things I should have valued most. I valued this ****. I take off my wedding ring to call Pam. Kelly, that's Pam. Don't blame her. I never told her I was married. And if I did she, she would have told me to go home. Kelly, looking at you now, I'm ashamed of myself. Allright? I mean, work so hard on this image, on Stu Shepherd, the ******* who refers to himself in the third person that I only proved I should be alone. I have just been dressing up as something I'm not for so long, I'm so afraid no one will like what's underneath. But here I am, just flesh and blood and weakness, and uh and I love you so ******* much. And, um, I take off this ring because it only reminds me of how I've failed you, and I don't, don't want to give you up. I want to make things better, but it may not be my choice anymore. You deserve better."
#3293
"I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back."
#3299
"Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker."