ROFLMAO^

 

most people usually do

during the vietnam war chuck norris allowed himself to be captured. for torture they made him eat his own end trails. he asked for seconds

 

End trails=What the moron has reached.

entrails=What the bear is about to rip out of that moron.

 

bah im canadian its the best i can do

 

If that isn't Photoshopped...Moron is a good description.

 

Heh Uchi! Say it clear and say it loud, I'm Canadian and I am proud! Don't use your nationality as an excuse, eh? You want to get the Mounties after you? Mix a bit of maple syrup into your Crown Royal, put your feet up and contemplate all the wonderful things that being Canadian is.

 

haha thanks man, i do what i can, although the crown royal is usually mixed 4:! with maple syrup.

 

I thought you -"Canadians" mixed everything with good Ol' American, Carolina PEPSI?
It is just about as sweet as your maple syrup.

 

i actually prefer rye and gingerale to be honest with you. or dark spiced rum and coke zero, tastes like vanilla coke when you use the right rum, sailor jerrys spiced rum is the way to go. 96 proof, coke zero, mix that stuff strong, its called the panty dropper cause the rums got some kick but sneaks up on you

too bad im getting married lol

 

Many many years ago (1982?) the Canadian forefathers were sitting around a camp fire in the great maple woods.
"We have this wonderful bountiful land, but what shall we name it?"
After a feast of Molsens and Kraft dinner, the task was undertaken. A sack filled with all the letters of the alphabet was brought forth. Carefully, the first Canadian forefather reached into the bag, grasping a letter and holding it up to the assembly and announcing his find
"C, eh?"
the second forefather following in turn
"N, eh?"...

 

How's that go with the jelly donuts?

 

no jelly donuts, just custard filled ones, dip them into the rye concoction and youre all set. on a set note, chocolate chip cookies taste just as good when dipped into rye and maple syrup as they do when dipped into milk, well they do after about 12 or so. lol