What with today being the start of the Rapture (according to some well-informed Bible toutin' folks: May 21, 2011 Judgment Day! Tract - eBible Fellowship), I just wanted to say it's been nice getting to share some bandwidth with most of you and I have had some nice times here. Thanks to all those who have helped me out over the years, here's to hoping you are all in the lucky 3%.......


See you all on the other side.....

 

im clearly not making it to the other side so ill be here for 5 more months. good thing ive loaded my guns just in case

 

We got till 6pm... I've already stocked up on canned beans, guns, and gas. I'm pretty sure the rapture doesn't include zombies but it doesn't hurt to be prepared...

 

6 PM!?!?!?

GUess I had better get started on the Last supper then.......

 

Had I remembered that this was coming, I would have next day aired my new Q2's. It's only money and based on the 6pm start of the event I think the $20 I've got in my pocket should suffice.

 

My sincere sympathy to anyone recently winning a jackpot lottery or superball drawing... But at least job stress will finally be under control.

 

im gonna enjoy free gas, un protected sex with random women, and free gas for the next 5 months. its gonna be nice. and yes they said the dead will rise from the last 13000 years. so stock up on ammo boys. find the nearest gun shop and loot it at 601 tonight

 

Damn. 6:01. Still here and the grass still needs to be cut.

guess Hawking was right...

 

Not so fast there Steve..... perhaps the dude meant Pacific Time, in which case the s**t will hit the fan in about 30 minutes.......

 

YouTube - ‪R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World‬‏

 

You guys still here or am I the only one?

 

Can zombies type? Just asking........

 

 

There I was ripping around on my VTR and bam suddenly I found myself in a new dimension... Funny though, it looks pretty much like the old one.... Glad to see some of you guys are here too...

 

Well I for one, am a believer. I do not appreciate all of your condescending jokes. Frankly, my tolerance for this heathen attitude has hit a low since I was left behind today. I was fully prepared to ascend. I rode my favorite twisty strip harnessed tightly to my hawk, with a backpack full of my favorite beer Mama’s Little Yella Pils | Oskar Blues , porno mags, HK .40, and iphone. I think I must have exceeded the weight limit with all of these carry-ons. Luckily, my going-to-heaven kit is also my apocalypse kit. Save us, Lord Jebus.

 

Damn, I'm still here. Now I gotta figure out how to pay back all my credit cards I've been maxin' out over the past two weeks