Down at the local sperm bank there was a line of 10 guys and 1 girl.

The guy right behind the girl started to get a little curious and wondered if the girl knew where she was.

So after a few minutes goes by the guys curiousity got to him and he tapped the girl on the shoulder and said "exuse me miss but do you know what this line is for".

With her face red from embaresment turns to the guy points to her mouth and goes "mmmmmm-mmmmmm-mmmmmmm".

 

Teacher:Now class, please give me a sentence using in-denfinitely.

Suzie:The sky goes on in-definitely.

Teacher:Thats good, anybody else.

Billy:Space goes on in-definitley.

Teacher:Good, good, anyone else.

Tommy:Well, when my ***** are smacking her ***, i'm in-definitley.

 

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 12:01 am Post subject: gone fishing !!!! a man says to his wife....get ready ,you me and the dog are going fishing..the wife says....i dont want to go ! he says,youve 3 options..
1#fishing
2#a blow job
3#take it up the ****
after sucking for a while~~she stops and says your **** tastes like **** !
man says ~~i know ,the dog didnt want to go either.

 

Three vampires are sitting at the vampire bar.

The bartender asks "What can i get you guys"?

The first vampire answers "A shot of blood".

The second answers "blood on the rocks".

Bartender says "coming right up".

So the bartender gets the two drinks for the first two vampires, then goes to the third and asks "what can i get you"?

The third vampire answers sounding as if he's fighting a cold "a cup of hot water".

Bartender asks with a confused look on his face"wait a minute, your friends ordered blood and you just ordered hot water, why is that"?

The third vampire reaches in his pocket and pulls out a bloody tampon and says"tea".