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Old May 12, 2011 | 12:19 PM
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Absolutely EPIC worlds most useless machine

Must have one.....


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The world’s most useless machine, which is essentially a small electronic box that turns itself off whenever you try to turn it on, first made waves on the Internet a couple of years ago. It became so popular that companies began selling kits so the average person could enjoy all of the heart-pounding excitement at home.
Well, a hacker that goes by the name of Danukeru has created version 2.0, and it’s more useless than ever. The difference is that this box won’t endure your insolence forever.
Old May 12, 2011 | 02:08 PM
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Interesting. but I was expecting a Hayabusa.
Old May 12, 2011 | 07:25 PM
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I honestly don't know why, but I found that absolutely historical.
Old May 12, 2011 | 08:43 PM
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Useless? not by A long shot! I want a 1.0 to mod and mount to my seventeen year old daughters steering column, in the car I paid for. When she smart asses off and runs out the door it will be more fun than pulling the coil wire. And a 2.0 to put my wallet in so the next time my wife ask's, honey got any cash? Yep it's in the box just flip the switch!
Old May 12, 2011 | 09:28 PM
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Finally!!!... The perfect gift for someone with compulsive/obsessive disorder.
Old May 12, 2011 | 11:50 PM
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What happens when you need to change the battery? it's on the inside of the box lol
Old May 13, 2011 | 06:16 AM
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that's pretty funny. Good Friday the 13th item.
Old May 13, 2011 | 06:55 AM
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Fantastic...I want one, so useless but so amusing.
Old May 13, 2011 | 09:35 AM
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Call me a Luddite but it can't compare to my pet rock for uselessness.
Old May 13, 2011 | 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by PUSHrod
Call me a Luddite but it can't compare to my pet rock for uselessness.
Don't about it being all that useless. You can crack nuts with it, skip it acroos a pond, break a window.
Heck if it's big enough you can fix a Sportster with it............
Old May 14, 2011 | 01:30 AM
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Well it did'nt take Sony long to jump on the band wagon.I kind like the looks of this one better--not into that woodgrain thing.Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of **** That Doesn't ******* Work | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network
Old May 14, 2011 | 04:34 AM
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I still say most any Harley is more useless......
Old May 14, 2011 | 11:46 AM
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Harley? Lessee now. . .

1) Keeps the board of directors out of the arbitrage game.
2) Makes tattoo parlors profitable.
3) Provides costume foolery for gay bars during halloween and new years celebrations.
4) Makes braking markers for twisty roads.
5) Creates a 'cheerios effect' for like riders on bike nights.
6) Gives me something to throw my pet rock at.
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