Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, his wife is lying
in bed reading.

Man says "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache".

Wife replies "I think you'll find that's a sheep".

Man replies "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep".

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On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog.

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