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This is a popular on another forum I use.Thought the Superhawk brethren might like a place to post some good jokes... Here's one.......
There's an old man sitting on a park bench reading his paper when a punk rocker comes and sits next to him.Now this kid is the 22 karot version,spiked hair,dyed red and blue and green.
The old man doesn't say anything just carries on reading his paper,but every once in a while he sneaks a look at this kid.
Well the punk finally notices,taps the old boy on the shoulder and says,
"Hey old timer whats the problem? Didn't you ever do anything outrageous when you were young?"
The old man thinks for a minute then replies,
"Now that you mention it I did. I f**ked a peacock once and I was just trying to figure out if you were one of my kids!"
There's an old man sitting on a park bench reading his paper when a punk rocker comes and sits next to him.Now this kid is the 22 karot version,spiked hair,dyed red and blue and green.
The old man doesn't say anything just carries on reading his paper,but every once in a while he sneaks a look at this kid.
Well the punk finally notices,taps the old boy on the shoulder and says,
"Hey old timer whats the problem? Didn't you ever do anything outrageous when you were young?"
The old man thinks for a minute then replies,
"Now that you mention it I did. I f**ked a peacock once and I was just trying to figure out if you were one of my kids!"
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here's a real one though.
an irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. a cop pulls him over. "so," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "why, i've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk. "well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening". "i did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "for a minute there, i thought i'd gone deaf."
an irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. a cop pulls him over. "so," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "why, i've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk. "well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening". "i did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "for a minute there, i thought i'd gone deaf."
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Blind man walks into a bar, grabs his seeing eye dog by the tail and starts swinging it around his head.
"What the hell are you doing?" screamed the bartender.
"Don't worry.I'm just looking around!"
"What the hell are you doing?" screamed the bartender.
"Don't worry.I'm just looking around!"
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Once upon a time there was cute little bunny rabbit hoping along in the woods when he comes across a bear hunkered down behind a bush taking a dump. The bunny says to bear, do you mind if i go over here, i really have to go. The bear says no problem. While the bear finishes up his business, he looks over at the little bunny and says, hey, do ever have a problem with chit sticking to your fur? the little bunny looks up and shakes head, nope. So the bear leans over picks up the bunny and whipes is **** with him and puts him back on the ground.....
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