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Old 09-11-2014, 12:46 AM   #31  
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2007 Z06 Professionally Built and owned - $55000 (Ft. Lauderdale)

"I bought a Honda. The car is absolutely amazing and I did a lot of work to it on top of what engine work was done by Lashway motorsports. I also just had it tuned by Jeremy Formato and those of you who know a lot about the corvette tuners, know that Jeremy is the top dog and it is perfect."

Soooo he had a corvette guy tune his Honda???

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Thank you guys for these posts...I really needed a good laugh.
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https://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/mcy...687198325.html

Please tell me this is someone on here so we can all laugh at you. Are you f&^king serious with this description? You must've been high when you wrote this right? Tell me you were high. I can accept that.
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Old 09-11-2018, 08:46 AM   #34  
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It figures someone with a red bike would be this delusional. But, seriously, why haven't I read about the 1-1/2 inch lowering MOD for a gain of 50 horsepower before now? What if I go a full 2 inches?
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Old 09-11-2018, 08:53 AM   #35  
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I feel like I'm doing a public service by taunting people like this via the Craigslist email system.
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Old 09-11-2018, 08:54 AM   #36  
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It figures someone with a red bike would be this delusional.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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It's the black bits that are making this person delusional.
And the lack of even the least amount of education in grammar. I'm still trying to figure out what, at least, half of this atrocity to the senses is trying to say.
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Allow me to translate for the uninitiated:

"I am a Nigerian Prince. I would like to give you this SuperFalcon motorbike, but I am forced to ask of you to forward the sum of $3,500 American dollars to pay for customs fees as all of my funds are being held in overseas escrow accounts for some indeterminant reason. Please hurry to help me gift you this one of a kind motorbike vehicle by sending me your American dollars."
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That is a really nice $500 bike......
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I gotta love the title of this thread.
I recently read an article in motorcycle consumer news (best moto rag IMHO...no ads to skew them). It talks about how "new tires, new grips new chain etc" does NOT ADD value to the bike. It merely gets it up to the blue book resale value of the bike.
If it lacked any of those things it could deduct value but you don't add value by new bits. It spoke of how we as bikers get emotional attachments to our bikes but that it doesn't actually add value (unless someone is willing to pay of course)
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Allow me to translate for the uninitiated:

"I am a Nigerian Prince. I would like to give you this SuperFalcon motorbike, but I am forced to ask of you to forward the sum of $3,500 American dollars to pay for customs fees as all of my funds are being held in overseas escrow accounts for some indeterminant reason. Please hurry to help me gift you this one of a kind motorbike vehicle by sending me your American dollars."
HAHAHAHA... Nigerian prince... LMAO... Eddie Murphy?
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