Singing "State Farm is there" ain't gonna fix the boot in his AZZ!

 

that was just too dayum funny, kinda reminds me of my own boys, lol, the wife too

 

Were he my boy I'd give him a choice to don a helmet or not just before I took Mr. Discipline stick to his young, arrogant ***. Doubt he would opt for it though, noting the sandals he wore for stunt gear. And his rectal/cranial inverted cameraman buddy would be persona non grata permanently.

That college fund? Gone for repairs on the car and bike. Too stoopid for skool anyway.

Then I'd call in his mother and demand a set of dna tests. No git of mine could be THAT idiotic to pull a stunt like that and to do it where he lives.