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Senior Member
Superstock
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 347
From: S.Dak USA
Professional tourist, or long haul trucker.Wanted to see North America,now I can't quit!! Oh yeah...... 21 years and 348 months old. Bloody hell, does that make me a geezer?
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Thats Mr Dill hole to you
Superstock
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 389
From: Sioux Falls, SD Beeeotch
Senior Member
MotoGP
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 4,138
From: Austin, Tx
Next month I will be 58. I own a small landscape design/build company. I take out the trash and I send out the bills.
For the first fourteen years after college I blew things up for various defense contractors. I did what was called D&E. High-speed cinema and 70mm stills were my strong suite.
I got tired of all the heavy equipment and the exotic locations. When I went to the airport I carried 26 cases not counting my personal bags. Because of security issues, even in those days, I traveled alone.
Being a landscaper in Central Texas seemed calm by comparison. We're a small but diverse company. I teach CAD, horticulture, entimology, plant nutrition, rock work of all kinds, marketing/customer service and business practices to anyone who will listen. Attention to detail is paramount with our projects.
It's been a rewarding 25 years.
If you can teach a boy to cut a rock, a man will soon stand before you.
For the first fourteen years after college I blew things up for various defense contractors. I did what was called D&E. High-speed cinema and 70mm stills were my strong suite.
I got tired of all the heavy equipment and the exotic locations. When I went to the airport I carried 26 cases not counting my personal bags. Because of security issues, even in those days, I traveled alone.
Being a landscaper in Central Texas seemed calm by comparison. We're a small but diverse company. I teach CAD, horticulture, entimology, plant nutrition, rock work of all kinds, marketing/customer service and business practices to anyone who will listen. Attention to detail is paramount with our projects.
It's been a rewarding 25 years.
If you can teach a boy to cut a rock, a man will soon stand before you.
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Squid
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 94
From: Morrison, CO
31, IT guy for a furniture chain. Yay for the SH as my daily driver, and YAY for them sending me out to various stores to check on things! Paid to ride baby! (plus, the mileage reimbursement ROCKS when you're getting 40mpg - I used to drive a truck)
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Squid
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 97
From: San Diego
28, cougar hunter.
And for you cougar hunter apprentices out there, here are some pick up lines:
And for you cougar hunter apprentices out there, here are some pick up lines:
- "Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
- "If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
- "My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"
- "You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong."
- "Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"
- "Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted"
- "You must wash your clothes with windex... because I can see myself in your pants!"
- "Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?"
- "Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get"
- "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
- "Wanna go halves on a bastard???" (Non-serious)
- "Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
- "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
- First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!"
- "The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word."
- "You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
- You say "You look just like my first wife" she says "How many times have you been married?" you say "never".
- "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
- "I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet."
- "Do you know the difference between my ***** and a chicken leg? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!"
- "Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?"
- "I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there."
- "Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f**k it". "
- "Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."
- "If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever."
- "I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down."
- "What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?" (smile and wink)
- "I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast."
- "Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"
- "I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "
- "you say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" she says "Why?" you say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"
- "Sex is like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop. "
- "Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. "
- "Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."
- "What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?"
- "Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
- "I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
- "How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!"
- "If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
- "Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?"
- "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. "
- "If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
- "What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?"
- "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
- "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
- "What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."
- "Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
- You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."
- Go up to a girl and say "Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee"
- "Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in..." - what a classic
- "Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room."
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Squid
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 94
From: Sonoma County California
38, Architect. FLO2 - Russian River Brewing Co's Pliny the Elder is my favorite brew right now, a great double IPA. But the only recipe I know is holding out my empty glass to the bartender!
