attn everyone
03-16-2010, 02:21 PM
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attn everyone
Despite having just walked into a cloud of black paint while spraying parts of my bike, I have come to the conclusion that after many years of scientific research both by me and the people at devry, that the yellow honda superhawks/firestorms were, currently are, and always will be the fastest color produced by honda. That is all. Can't argue with devry, they know their ****. Carry on.
03-16-2010, 02:35 PM
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Hate to burst your bubble and all but the '98s made the most HP. How many here remember the old ad campaign "1 more HP than a 916"
So unless the bike came red (and some of the black '99s) then you are down 5hp right off the bat.....
So unless the bike came red (and some of the black '99s) then you are down 5hp right off the bat.....
03-16-2010, 06:38 PM
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theyll chime in when they eventually catch up to the rest of the colored crowd. from the looks of it yellow is in the lead. even my buddy with his cbr 600, thats red, cant keep up to me, i bet if his bike was yellow he'd be faster
03-16-2010, 06:57 PM
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So this morning I got an "exhibition of speed" f%^&%&g ticket by a lovely Irvine pi...hmmm officer, while I was basically standing still at a traffic light. My bike is evidently soooo damn fast that looks like an explosion of speed even when it's not moving! That's what he said 
There you go. I got PROOF that red IS the fastest.
There you go. I got PROOF that red IS the fastest.
03-16-2010, 07:54 PM
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Yes, every level of local constibulatory agrees, my (red) Hondas are always going too fast for the speed limit. I tell them that speed is an accident evasion maneuver and therefore justified. The other times they couldn't catch me.
03-16-2010, 08:11 PM
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i rode through a a stationary speed camera on monday and it flashed an error at me. guess the yellow blur was too much to handle.
ill tell you red hawk owners why you get tickets while not moving, the cops feel sorry for you guys owning the slower color so they feel the need to perk you up with the occasional speeding ticket. its just an ego boost for you guys.
ill tell you red hawk owners why you get tickets while not moving, the cops feel sorry for you guys owning the slower color so they feel the need to perk you up with the occasional speeding ticket. its just an ego boost for you guys.
03-16-2010, 08:51 PM
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you guys keep telling yourselves that blue is a boys color, ive seen many non manly blues out there.
yellow has been proven to produce 28% less drag in wind tunnel testing, add some dyno proven sticker upgrades and you have a land missile that not even chuck norris could stop. yes gentlemen, yellow is that fast. they say if you blink and chuck norris disappeared, its because he got pulled the vortex created around a yellow superhawk as it passed him.
yellow has been proven to produce 28% less drag in wind tunnel testing, add some dyno proven sticker upgrades and you have a land missile that not even chuck norris could stop. yes gentlemen, yellow is that fast. they say if you blink and chuck norris disappeared, its because he got pulled the vortex created around a yellow superhawk as it passed him.
03-16-2010, 09:05 PM
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"Fastest color". That always cracks me up! My VTR is Candy Tahitian Blue, aka the chick magnet color. Just ask a man who owns one. Not that I need such a thing. Hell, I was thinking about repainting it ugly-*** red or yellow just so I could "slow down" a little bit!
03-17-2010, 04:24 AM
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especialluy when that blue color has the word candy In it. Just screams stay away. Lol.
Superchicken running first, that's cute. I guess everyone is allowed to interpret it wrong from time to time. The yellow hawk is the rooster of the chicken world. Its got an extra claw tied to its hind leg for fights. And from factory ourr become super chickens because of a much larger dose of BGH ( bike growth hormone) than the other colors. They yellow hawks are like the 6 million dollar man of the bike world. Lol
Superchicken running first, that's cute. I guess everyone is allowed to interpret it wrong from time to time. The yellow hawk is the rooster of the chicken world. Its got an extra claw tied to its hind leg for fights. And from factory ourr become super chickens because of a much larger dose of BGH ( bike growth hormone) than the other colors. They yellow hawks are like the 6 million dollar man of the bike world. Lol
03-17-2010, 04:35 AM
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There is no way I would throw my leg across a jaundiced bike that is sure to induce "yellow fever" as in Uchi who clearly demonstrates the hallucinatory effects of the illness. We could probably save Uchi however he will be required to turn his infectious two wheeled yellow vector over to Calitoz for sterilization and application of paint grafts to give the old girl some of the self-esteem red bikes enjoy naturally.
Stay RED, go faaaaaast
Stay RED, go faaaaaast
