You Both Might Be Motorcycle Maniacs If...
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MSF RiderCoach
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You Both Might Be Motorcycle Maniacs If...
I swear every one of these is true in our house...
- Guests are coming over and the first thing you go clean is the garage.
- At night you both sit on the floor in front of the TV, watching Supercross while you clean the bugs off your leathers.
- All the magazines in your bathroom contain the latest motorcycle road tests.
- You have “Dust to Glory” saved on your DVR.
- You have more (a lot more) motorcycles than cars in your multi-car garage.
- Your wife would rather have a new bike than diamonds for your anniversary.
- A hot discussion topic in your household is whether or not Nicky Hayden can mount a comeback this year.
- A great Saturday night is spent with both of you sitting on the carpeted floor of the garage, cleaning your bikes with polish and toothbrushes after at least a 200 mile ride that day.
- On her computer, the majority of Her Favorite sites are online motorcycle stores.
- And finally…you know that when she says she is going to model her new leather and boots for you, it means her new Joe Rocket suit and Alpinestars!
Last edited by radbikers; Feb 18, 2008 at 05:38 AM.
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MotoGP
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From: South Texas
Your "good" winter coat is a motorcycle jacket.
You have last years' entire race season on DVR....... just in case.
You park motorcycles in the garage and auto's outside.
You take your helmet when buying new eye glasses.
You have last years' entire race season on DVR....... just in case.
You park motorcycles in the garage and auto's outside.
You take your helmet when buying new eye glasses.
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Squid
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From: Bay Area, CA
You can recite your clothing/footwear sizes in metric on command.
You have a pair of riding gloves for every possible combination of season, weather, temperature, time of day, motorcycle, set of leathers, etc....
You have a pair of riding gloves for every possible combination of season, weather, temperature, time of day, motorcycle, set of leathers, etc....
OUCH... MY A$$ HURTS!!!
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From: Elba, Ny
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Well I did have 2 street bikes (sold the Hawk) 2 dirt bikes and 2 4-wheelers in the house but the girlfriend has me down to 1 in the house now....
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SuperBike
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-You change the oil in your bikes, but the cars go to the Jiffy Lube down the road
-You cover your bike to protect it from dust in your garage, while the car, truck or van sit out in the elements
-You will sacrafice food to buy some more bling bling for the bike.
-Oh, you spend way to much time on the forum getting your fix, when you wish you were out riding.
-You cover your bike to protect it from dust in your garage, while the car, truck or van sit out in the elements
-You will sacrafice food to buy some more bling bling for the bike.
-Oh, you spend way to much time on the forum getting your fix, when you wish you were out riding.
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Superstock
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From: Alameda, CA
When you would rather ride in the rain, just so you can ride, then drive the car.
(guilty of that, especially here in Hawaii where it rains everyday at somepoint, usually not more than a few mins unless its wintertime, then it rains a LOT!)
(guilty of that, especially here in Hawaii where it rains everyday at somepoint, usually not more than a few mins unless its wintertime, then it rains a LOT!)
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SuperSport
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From: Pa
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Superstock
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From: Philadelphia, PA
No wife...she didn't like motorcycles. Love my kids, but S Hawk on cellphone screen. I know vans & trucks are to get a non running bike home. Are cars those dangerous other things with people trapped inside?
Miss the food at T.W.O.
Squid
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when you give your best friend your spare bike, just to have somone to ride with.
when everyone you know buys you parts and gear for Christmas and b-days.
when the first thing people ask when they see you is....ridden lately?
when everyone you know buys you parts and gear for Christmas and b-days.
when the first thing people ask when they see you is....ridden lately?
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SuperSport
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From: Fredericksburg, VA
Here's some:
- You spend more time in your detached garage with your friends (you know-VTR, VFR, YZ, Grizzly, and Sportrax) than you do in your house.
- When people come over to party, the party is always in the garage even though its 40 degrees out.
- You **** more on the bush beside your garage than you do in your own bathroom.
- The first door you unlock when you get home is the garage.
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