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Old Dec 22, 2010 | 01:45 PM
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Ride Naked in Santa Cruz

Yes it is that time of year once again......
http://bayarearidersforum.com/forums...d.php?t=355127

Santa Cruz Naked Ride 2011, Jan 1st.
Yep, its that time of year...time to ride bare assed through town.

YOU MUST READ THIS IF YOU ARE THINKING OF SHOWING:

1. This ride is the motorcycle equivalent to a polar bear swim.
(http://www.polarbearclub.org/ for those unfamiliar.)
That means that, yes, it is supposed to be cold.

2. Naked is nothing but helmet, boots and gloves.

3. For the safety minded types. If you think you can't handle a low
speed, low mileage cruise around town without stacking, you might want
to rethink your lifestyle.

4. It's rain or shine. At least your gear won't get soaked.

5. The bikes are staged at a secluded/secure location so people can strip, bag up their clothes,
and a quick mount-up and take off can be made.
Clothing is transported via a chase vehicle to the final destination.

6. Legality: Technically in Santa Cruz it's ok to be naked as long as you're not conducting yourself in a 'Lewd' or 'Lascivious' manner, and of course nobody complains. So as long as you're not standing on your gastank and shaking your frozen junk at pedestrians and motorists, there's no fear of the local PD bulk-arresting a bunch of newly suspected sex offenders in helmets.
We've been doing this for years now without any real issues.

7. Leghumpers, mouth-breathers and "helpers":
If you can't behave in a civilized manner around naked people. Do not show up.
Additionally, if we don't think you can behave yourself, you will leave. (no 'asking' involved)
Don't arrive expecting 'just to help' or block traffic. It's been taken care of and more than covered.

Okay. Now the fun bits.

When: Jan. 1 st Meet at 7:00pm.
Where: Cafe Pergolesi (http://www.theperg.com/directions.php) for starters then onto the actual staging area.

As always, there's an afterparty with a fire. A few out of town folks traditionally get hotel rooms in town after the ride.
So check your local forums for threads for sharing space.

This ride is NOT brought to you by your favorite MC,
Vampires MC, Santa Cruz. .
Old Dec 22, 2010 | 07:10 PM
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any hot naked chicks for us to look at?
Old Dec 22, 2010 | 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by uchi
any hot naked chicks for us to look at?
you meant naked Super Chick(en)s, didn't you ?
Old Dec 22, 2010 | 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by uchi
any hot naked chicks for us to look at?
+1
Old Dec 23, 2010 | 06:11 AM
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yea I think she'll be there...feel free to follow close
Old Dec 23, 2010 | 08:01 AM
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yea I think she'll be there...feel free to follow close
quoted so people can see this twice
Old Dec 23, 2010 | 10:01 AM
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Two eyes to gouge out, two pics. Perfect.
Old Dec 23, 2010 | 10:26 AM
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wonder what she is wearing on the front? that guy seems to be enamored of her
Old Dec 23, 2010 | 03:25 PM
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wonder what she is wearing on the front? that guy seems to be enamored of her
Do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Old Dec 23, 2010 | 06:40 PM
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Old Dec 24, 2010 | 07:49 AM
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follow her if you wanna be covered in poop speckle. think im gonna go put my 9 mm in my mouth after seeing that pic, lol
Old Dec 24, 2010 | 07:51 AM
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i love it, imagine the road rash if they fall. nice that people are still having fun these days and not being too serious about life. hell id go ride naked if i lived closer
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