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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 03:56 PM
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I'd mount a camera behind my ***, pointed down at the road behind me...
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 03:57 PM
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And I'd go on a road trip....
Sure, I'd eventually get pulled over...
Here I am riding with a leash dragging behind my bike...
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 03:57 PM
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Guess I'd just do what Chevy Chase did in Vacation.
"Whoops I forgot all about 'er"
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 03:58 PM
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Na, I could never drag a woman behind my bike!
My F-150 would be much more fun!
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I got a gun for my girlfriend.


Best trade I ever made.
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 03:58 PM
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I got this car for my girlfriend..

But he made me throw in 10 bucks or he wouldn't trade.
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 03:59 PM
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Best bumper sticker I saw in the last month:

"If you're going to ride my ***..
atleast pull my hair"
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 03:59 PM
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Back to being rich...... (just for a moment)
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:00 PM
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I'd go to Chevy & Ford & Chrysler and show them a briefcase with 60 million dollars in it. Then I'd close it up and just as I walk out I'd say "sorry your warranty doesn't cover this bail out"
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:01 PM
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Ford may stand for:

Fix or repair daily...
Fukt on race day...
Found on road dead...
and backwards...it's
Driver returns on Foot.
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:01 PM
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Chevy?

Not sure.

Change head gasket every year?
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:02 PM
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Dodge:

Drips Oil Drips Grease Everyday
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:02 PM
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Pontiac:

Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac?

tee hee
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:03 PM
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Na, seriously.

I'd put them all outta business...
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:04 PM
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I'd tell Honda that if they don't make a new Hawk and my "on-paper" designed
RC-1011 V-twin 20 cylinder crotch rocket, they're next
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:04 PM
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I might let Honda slip.
They make some gosh darn good pressure washers.
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:05 PM
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They also make some gosh darn good cars & bikes...
But unlike Yamaha, they can't claim musical instruments.
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:06 PM
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Unlike Kawasaki, they can't claim to make trains.

Unlike A Toyota (by the way "A TOYOTA" spells "A TOYOTA" backwards), A HONDA doesn't spell A HONDA backwards...
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If I had to pick between a YZ and a CR...

I hate to say it, but I'd go with the YZ
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:06 PM
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Yamaha is much more fun to say,
And blue is much more sleek.
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:07 PM
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Suzuki would probably get a visit from my rich ***, telling them to take the RM's and the new 4 stroke RM's off the market. (anyone who's ridden an RM knows what I mean)
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:08 PM
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I'd let them keep making GSXR's...provided they take some of the top end away so these 600 punks can't keep smoking my VTR when I get passed 3rd gear.
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:08 PM
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Actually screw it.

Since I won the imaginary lotto about 15 mins ago, I may as well just BUY honda
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:09 PM
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You heard it here folks...
HONDA has just been purchased by me.
Ill need some good riders for next season's circuit..
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:09 PM
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I suppose I'll start making the Hawks again.
But they're gonna be faster... and torquier.
Mandatory wheelie bar
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:10 PM
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Don't worry everyone, I'll take that stupid Element off the market too.
Yes Yes I know I know...
We all have shoeboxes at home, we don't need one on the road.
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:10 PM
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I'm considering taking SCION off the market, since they're as ugly as that Element thing I used to produce.
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:11 PM
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People over 60 can't wear bikinis.
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:11 PM
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people under 60 are not allowed to say

"shananagons" or "baffooning"
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Old Jan 28, 2009 | 04:12 PM
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No babies are allowed to be named
Ethel.
or Cletus.
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