Post Whoring Newbie Thread
I could ride in
SuperBike
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 1,729
From: Dayton, TN
Ted "Chappaquiddick" Kennedy talks fondly of Obammer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APx2YJ-_jos
Not once but TWO times, LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APx2YJ-_jos
Not once but TWO times, LOL!
I could ride in
SuperBike
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 1,729
From: Dayton, TN
I could ride in
SuperBike
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 1,729
From: Dayton, TN
Uhhhhh..huh.huh..Member..
Superstock
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 269
From: Vancouver, WA
such an entertaining thread. this douchebag where i live (possibly having been drinking) ran a stop sign one night while riding his bike and when through the windshield of a car killing himself and a 10 year old girl inside the car. two girls i work with knew him and one of them is really sad and broken up about it. i really want to tell her that he pretty much got what he deserved because he was drinking and was dumb shitted enough to ride a bike afterwards, and then run a stop light. now, because of hime, a 10 year old girl is dead and her family has to go through the loss of their daughter. people can definitely be dumb.
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
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Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
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Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
Post Whore Junior
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Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
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Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
Moderate-whore
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Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
POLITICAL TEST:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, A Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could
I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sound s of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!'
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
POLITICAL TEST:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, A Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could
I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sound s of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!'
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!'
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
Could we run away?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG ! My pistol holds 11+1 .40s&w
Click..... (Sound s of reloading)
There.. that's my answer.. bear in mind my mind works REALLY FAST!! (sometimes)
What does the law say about this situation?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG ! My pistol holds 11+1 .40s&w
Click..... (Sound s of reloading)
There.. that's my answer.. bear in mind my mind works REALLY FAST!! (sometimes)
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
Oh, there you have it...We all (G, you, Me, Drew, anyone else) needs to go for a little ride and shoot day!! sounds like a plan, bikes, and guns...throw in a little chow and I call it a vacation!!!!! ding!
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
Could we run away?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG ! My pistol holds 11+1 .40s&w
Click..... (Sound s of reloading)
There.. that's my answer.. bear in mind my mind works REALLY FAST!! (sometimes)
What does the law say about this situation?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG ! My pistol holds 11+1 .40s&w
Click..... (Sound s of reloading)
There.. that's my answer.. bear in mind my mind works REALLY FAST!! (sometimes)
If I was totin my SW99 in .40 then it would have been 13...+1...
