Post Whoring Newbie Thread
Post Whore Junior
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Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
Riding on the road,
I've got my helmet - on,
I've got my boots - scuffed.
I've got my saddle
On my bike.
It's a....S-s-s-s-uperhawk
Of course.
I wanna be a POST *****
and you can be my POST *****
I wanna be a POST *****
and you can be my POST *****
I wanna be a POST *****
(to I Wanna Be A Cowboy - Boys Don't Cry )
I've got my helmet - on,
I've got my boots - scuffed.
I've got my saddle
On my bike.
It's a....S-s-s-s-uperhawk
Of course.
I wanna be a POST *****
and you can be my POST *****
I wanna be a POST *****
and you can be my POST *****
I wanna be a POST *****
(to I Wanna Be A Cowboy - Boys Don't Cry )
Moderate-whore
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
Riding on the road,
I've got my helmet - on,
I've got my boots - scuffed.
I've got my saddle
On my bike.
It's a....S-s-s-s-uperhawk
Of course.
I wanna be a POST *****
and you can be my POST *****
I wanna be a POST *****
and you can be my POST *****
I wanna be a POST *****
(to I Wanna Be A Cowboy - Boys Don't Cry )
I've got my helmet - on,
I've got my boots - scuffed.
I've got my saddle
On my bike.
It's a....S-s-s-s-uperhawk
Of course.
I wanna be a POST *****
and you can be my POST *****
I wanna be a POST *****
and you can be my POST *****
I wanna be a POST *****
(to I Wanna Be A Cowboy - Boys Don't Cry )
Congrats!!!!!
Greg, get this man a title quick!!!! This thread has offically hit an all time LOW!!!!!!!!
Moderate-whore
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Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
Moderate-whore
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Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 9,052
From: Leander TX!!
Senior Member
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Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 4,138
From: Austin, Tx
two friends playing golf
on the ninth tee one player has a ten yard chip onto the green
as he swings his golf club high into the air
a funeral hurse comes along side him on the road by the ninth green
he stops his swing in full flight and doffs his cap bowing his head
his friend is amazed and says you know what you are a real gentleman
what a nice thing to do
he says well we were married for 32 years
on the ninth tee one player has a ten yard chip onto the green
as he swings his golf club high into the air
a funeral hurse comes along side him on the road by the ninth green
he stops his swing in full flight and doffs his cap bowing his head
his friend is amazed and says you know what you are a real gentleman
what a nice thing to do
he says well we were married for 32 years
Senior Member
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Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 4,138
From: Austin, Tx
drew, just fyi - 3 weeks before the "official open" of hurricane season, a low grade tropical storm has formed and been named as the first storm of the season. No big - just raining - I saw it last night in the reports and was WTF and today it was named. Just looks like it's going to be wet in NC for a few days!
Post Whore Junior
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Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
A married couple was lying in bed together.
Suddenly she felt his hand on her shoulder.
She murmured gently, "Ahh... nice."
His hand moved to her breast.
She grew more excited, "Sweetie, that's wonderful."
His hand moved to her leg.
She moaned, "Honey, don't stop!"
But then he stopped.
"Why did you stop?"
He responded with a click, "Because I found the remote!"
Suddenly she felt his hand on her shoulder.
She murmured gently, "Ahh... nice."
His hand moved to her breast.
She grew more excited, "Sweetie, that's wonderful."
His hand moved to her leg.
She moaned, "Honey, don't stop!"
But then he stopped.
"Why did you stop?"
He responded with a click, "Because I found the remote!"
Post Whore Junior
MotoGP
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
Hey Drew... you list NC as home.. Ft Bragg? Just curious. Ya know I'm in Winston.. and Kickin is Huntersville... It is kinda over cast right now here.. but it should be nice later today...
Post Whore Junior
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Posts: 4,825
From: Triad, NC
That being said... There is a guy who asks (guiness07) "question is that the guy thats from shaun of the dead?????"
http://www.break.com/index/did-you-j...k-her-out.html
LOL... What an idiot... if you've seen the movie, you know THAT guy died... he turned into a zombie. The guy in THIS video is CLEARLY not dead! What an IDIOT... ROFL.. I tell you what they're all aver the place.... 
http://www.break.com/index/did-you-j...k-her-out.html
LOL... What an idiot... if you've seen the movie, you know THAT guy died... he turned into a zombie. The guy in THIS video is CLEARLY not dead! What an IDIOT... ROFL.. I tell you what they're all aver the place....
