Post Whoring Newbie Thread
+1... +1...
I had mine Dynoed... 100.2 max HP. I was very disapointed.
Till I rode it home.. then I thought to myself.. "Holy ****! This is only 100 horses.. I dont need 150-200.. I'd kill myself!"
Fair warning, gentlemen.
I have been told that once a woman has the implants.. it is typically 6 months before they leave the man they are with... something to do with their new found feeling of sexiness... All the attenttion they start feeling... they may have been getting looks before, it's just they are more prone to notice it cause they are looking for it, now that they have bigger *****.
I have been told that once a woman has the implants.. it is typically 6 months before they leave the man they are with... something to do with their new found feeling of sexiness... All the attenttion they start feeling... they may have been getting looks before, it's just they are more prone to notice it cause they are looking for it, now that they have bigger *****.
1. The first screw to get loose in your head is the one that holds your tongue in place.
2. You're only young once. After that it takes some other excuse for behaving like an idiot.
3. Even if the majority agrees on an idiotic idea, it is still an idiotic idea.
4. There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money.
5. On sex education in schools: Let them teach it! If the schools teach sex the way they teach everything else, the kids will lose interest anyhow.
6. Somewhere on this globe a woman is giving birth to a child every ten seconds. She must be found and stopped.
7. You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
8. I admit that my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
9. Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.
10. Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
-Sam Levenson
2. You're only young once. After that it takes some other excuse for behaving like an idiot.
3. Even if the majority agrees on an idiotic idea, it is still an idiotic idea.
4. There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money.
5. On sex education in schools: Let them teach it! If the schools teach sex the way they teach everything else, the kids will lose interest anyhow.
6. Somewhere on this globe a woman is giving birth to a child every ten seconds. She must be found and stopped.
7. You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
8. I admit that my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
9. Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.
10. Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
-Sam Levenson



