Here's one fer ya! From our pals across the pond:

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:19 am Post subject: breakdown

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A man breaks down while driving in the countryside.
He lifts the bonnet but has no idea of the fault.
All of a sudden a horse looks over the hedge and says, "it's a loose h.t. lead mate.
Though startled the man checks the leads and the engine bursts into life.
Further down the road he stops at a pub for a stiff drink.
He says to the barman, "you will never guess what's just happened" and relates the story.
Unsurprised the barman enquires, "was it a brown or a white horse?"
"Actually it was white," says the man.
"You were very lucky," says the barman, "the brown one knows nothing about cars."
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