now go away or I shall taunt you again

 

all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

 

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

 

"Finally, a man worthy of killing"

 

scuzi, scuzi;
uh oh
What?
big tunnel

 

hey sista go sista rock and roll sista?

 

"1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"

 

"A silver stake? A crucifix? What, did you think we haven't tried everything before? We've shot him, stabbed him, clubbed him, sprayed him with holy water, staked him through the heart, and STILL he lives! Do you understand? No-one knows how to kill Dracula!"

 

"It seems that you've been living two lives. One life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and you... help your landlady carry out her garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias "Neo" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not"

 

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?

 

So, this quick reply thing is quite useful for whoring it up.

 

Although the 20 second rule is still annoying, I do understand it's function.

 

Having to click "Post Reply" everytime was getting old, especially since I always seemed to miss liek 4 posts by the time I got around to replying.

 

"Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is **** and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!"

 

"That's not what happens. What will happen is... what will happen is I will put a round at twenty-seven hundred feet per second into the medulla at the base of your brain. And you will be dead from the neck down before your body knows it. Your finger won't even twitch. Only you get dead. So tell me, sport, do you believe that?"

 

churn and burn someone?

 

I have no idea what that means, but someone just told me that.

 

I need more caffeine

 

No you don't

 

Yes I do!

 

 

Why would you need more caffeine?

 

Because I can!

 

Good point

 

Ricki Ticki time bomb?

 

"Who are you?"
"Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask."
"Well I can see that."
"Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."
"Oh. Right."

 

"I beat you to the buyers, and now I've beat you to the mark. I'm sorry, but I think I picked the wrong guy to be my hero."

 

"If not, the price has gotta go up. I'll get you the case, but the price has gotta go up. If it's gonna be a amateur night, I want a hundred thousand dollars. I want it upfront. I want it in a bank account. I want another $100,000 when you get the case."

 

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me."

 

"We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction. The demolition committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this... because Tyler knows this."