Most of the bumper stickers that I would own are above. Hard to improve on much of that.

The one that I found especially striking was "Change you can believe in - 01-20-13" It takes a bit of thought but you know democrats - they see the candy - don't taste the biscuit. In this case it's a sugar-coated turd.

It's more like change "you bought into" and now you get to really pay for it.

 

Obummer Was Seated next to a little girl on the airplane when Obummer turned to her and said 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger'.

The little girl, who had just opened her book , closed it slowly and said to Obummer, 'What would you like to talk about?'
Oh, I don't know', said Obummer. 'How about World Affairs?' as he gives her that big Obummer smile.

'OK', she said, 'That could be an interesting and timely topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, -grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat smelly patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?????

Obummer, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmmmmmmm, I have no idea'.

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss world affairs when you don't know ****?'

 

Jimmy Carter said, "The main reason that there is so much opposition to the Administration's policies is that Barak Obama is Black".

Yes, he really said that. When is someone going to put a cork in that UnAmerican A**hole Jimmy Carter's mouth?

 

He's more of an attention ***** than Kanye West. When he was governor of Ga. my Dad had to work around him (EPA SE Regional Administrator) - his favorite name for him was 'vindictive fraud'...

 

Looks like he's trying out the fair and balanced thing:

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bi...skewers-acorn/

 

Joe Wilson is getting accused of the same for calling Obama a liar during congress.

I wish these people could see how truly stupid they look for trying to bring race into it.

Personally, I voted against Obama because he's half white.

 

That's it! He's just half.

What kind of half-wit buys a company for $40 billion when it's value is $28?

This sudden tariff on Chinese tires kinda bothers me especially in view of the problems they've had in Europe with their manufacturing.

On one hand he's pedaling American investments and on the other hand (sorry KD) he slaps them with tariffs - like they're going to build the tires here?

Ha - we can't build **** - nobody can afford the government in their business.

His half-*** commitment to our guys in harm's way. Generals run wars not politicians. The politicians are reluctant to share why these campaigns are crucial to the safety of this nation.

 

Jimmy Carter evidently just spoke out again. He's calling anyone who speaks out against Obama a racist.

Jimmy Carter is a just a Fruit Loop, and the media is proving it every time they put him on the air. If the Dems don't shut him up quickly, there are going to be Democrats converting to Republicans.

Oh yeah, and if the opposition (Republicans) are so racist, why is their Chairman, Michael Steele, Black?

Go back to the Peanut Farm Jimmy.

 

Yeah - he needs to go crack nuts where it's safe.

 

I think he must have cracked open that last can of "Billy Beer" he's been saving for almost 30 years, and it tweaked his brain.

 

THIS THREAD NEEDS A UNICORN

 

why you gotta be all racist like that and post a WHITE UNICORN?

 

So what he's implying is, the racists actually want the government to control their lives, but just don't want a black man calling the shots. Even Al Sharpton disagrees with Jimmy Jackass Carter.

Obama's grandma didn't spank him enough as a child because she was afraid of being labelled a racist.

 

Hank Williams Jr - Red, White and Pink-Slip Blues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2vem1j3Z4g

 

Thanks, k-d. Hadn't seen/heard that one before. Hank Jr. is as good as it gets.

Here's one of my favorites;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4s0nzsU1Wg

 

http://blip.tv/play/hJNRgaDxFQI%2Em4v

 

Have you ever gone into a car dealership and had a salesman who just wouldn't give up on the high pressure? I just walk out of the dealership, but obviously he sells a lot of cars to other customers using the high pressure tactics.

Obama would make a very good car salesman.

 

I'm one of Hank Jr's biggest fans. Seems just like yesturday that i was still in high school cruising the town in my pickup with Hank Jr turned all the way up! Good times for sure!

 

I dedicate this song to you Obama!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKrpaFw_CsA

 

On a side note, I want Al Michaels and John Madden back on Monday Night Football with Hank Jr singing "Are You Ready For Some Football!!!".

 

Under heavy pressure from Russia and Putin, Obama has decided to scrap the missile shield plan for the Czech Republic and Poland.

He made the announcement today, the 70th anniversary of the Soviet invasion of Poland planned in the Hitler-Stalin pact. Choosing this date is an absolute "F*ck You" to two countries who have been our allies since the wall came down.

And a craven suck up to Putin, who is celebrating tonight.

I'm sure he's remembering Hitler's famous quote after hustling Chamberlain and Dadalier at Munich.

"Ive met our enemy, they are worms."

 

He needed the money to pay for health care for all the new damp shirt voters ACORN's gonna sign up for him...

 

http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009...cube_position1

told ya'

 

Hi-Ho, the Derry-O


By Dana Milbank
Friday, September 18, 2009

Let's say you're preparing dinner and you realize with dismay that you don't have any certified organic Tuscan kale. What to do?
Here's how Michelle Obama handled this very predicament Thursday afternoon:
The Secret Service and the D.C. police brought in three dozen vehicles and shut down H Street, Vermont Avenue, two lanes of I Street and an entrance to the McPherson Square Metro station. They swept the area, in front of the Department of Veterans Affairs, with bomb-sniffing dogs and installed magnetometers in the middle of the street, put up barricades to keep pedestrians out, and took positions with binoculars atop trucks. Though the produce stand was only a block or so from the White House, the first lady hopped into her armored limousine and pulled into the market amid the wail of sirens.
Then, and only then, could Obama purchase her leafy greens. "Now it's time to buy some food," she told several hundred people who came to watch. "Let's shop!"
Cowbells were rung. Somebody put a lei of marigolds around Obama's neck. The first lady picked up a straw basket and headed for the "Farm at Sunnyside" tent, where she loaded up with organic Asian pears, cherry tomatoes, multicolored potatoes, free-range eggs and, yes, two bunches of Tuscan kale. She left the produce with an aide, who paid the cashier as Obama made her way back to the limousine.
There's nothing like the simple pleasures of a farm stand to return us to our agrarian roots.
The first lady had encouraged Freshfarm Markets, the group that runs popular farmers markets in Dupont Circle and elsewhere, to set up near the White House, and she helped get the approvals to shut down Vermont Avenue during rush hour on Thursdays. But the result was quite the opposite of a quaint farmers market. Considering all the logistics, each tomato she purchased had a carbon footprint of several tons.
The promotion of organic and locally grown food, though an admirable cause, is a risky one for the Obamas, because there's a fine line between promoting healthful eating and sounding like a snob. The president, when he was a candidate in 2007, got in trouble in Iowa when he asked a crowd, "Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?" Iowans didn't have a Whole Foods.
For that reason, it's probably just as well that the first lady didn't stop by the Endless Summer Harvest tent yesterday. The Virginia farm had a sign offering "tender baby arugula" -- hydroponically grown, pesticide free -- and $5 for four ounces, which is $20 a pound.
Obama, in her brief speech to the vendors and patrons, handled the affordability issue by pointing out that people who pay with food stamps would get double the coupon value at the market. Even then, though, it's hard to imagine somebody using food stamps to buy what the market offered: $19 bison steak from Gunpowder Bison, organic dandelion greens for $12 per pound from Blueberry Hill Vegetables, the Piedmont Reserve cheese from Everson Dairy at $29 a pound. Rounding out the potential shopping cart: $4 for a piece of "walnut dacquoise" from the Praline Bakery, $9 for a jumbo crab cake at Chris's Marketplace, $8 for a loaf of cranberry-walnut bread and $32 for a bolt of yarn.
The first lady said the market would particularly appeal to federal employees in nearby buildings to "pick up some good stuff for dinner." Yet even they might think twice about spending $3 for a pint of potatoes when potatoes are on sale for 40 cents a pound at Giant. They could get nearly five dozen eggs at Giant for the $5 Obama spent for her dozen.
But whatever the socioeconomics, there can be no doubt that Obama brought some serious attention to her cause. Hundreds of people crowded the market entrance on I Street as police directed pedestrians to alternative subway entrances. Hundreds braved a light rain and gave a hearty cheer when Obama and her entourage took the stage. "I can't imagine there's been a day in the history of our country when people have been more excited about farmers markets," Mayor Adrian Fenty, Obama's warm-up act, told the crowd.
The first lady, in gray slacks and blue sweater, marveled that the people were "so pumped up" despite the rain. "I have never seen so many people so excited about fruits and vegetables!" she said. (Must be the tender baby arugula.)
She spoke of the global reach of her cause: "The first thing world leaders, prime ministers, kings, queens ask me about is the White House garden. And then they ask about Bo."
She spoke of the fuel fed to the world's most powerful man: "I've learned that when my family eats fresh food, healthy food, that it really affects how we feel, how we get through the day . . . whether there's a Cabinet meeting or whether we're just walking the dog."
And she spoke of her own culinary efforts: "There are times when putting together a healthy meal is harder than you might imagine."
Particularly when it involves a soundstage, an interpreter for the deaf, three TV satellite trucks and the closing of part of downtown Washington.

 

Sounds like she shops with Oprah.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpAlGdZToCk

might be a repost - but shows Obama's more current love of ACORN, not the apologists' "oh he was just a lawyer at a firm that did some work a decade ago..."

 

There's something deeply troubling about the news coverage of this ACORN thing. Fox has been all over it - everybody else has mostly ignored it.

Corruption was a hot topic in the Nixon years, Clinton years, what happened to "newsworthy"?

Or has corruption been elevated to a new level? The list just gets longer, Marion Barry, Barney Frank, former Mayor of Detroit - all this trash is still on the streets.

 

all the losers that can't admit that this is a problem are the ones that were screaming and hollering about how great this **** was and how he was going to bring "change we can believe in". Sorry, this is change that I am having a hard time believing. Sometimes I have to pinch myself just to make sure that I am not imagining this ridiculous crap.

 

Clearly you are all racists!

 

yep, racist against idiots and *****, the bad ones of course. There are some ***** that I like, but they dont talk