My Bikini Bikewash Summer
07-16-2009, 12:07 PM
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Bravo! Every dealership should offer this level of "service"! Too bad about the ring, but maybe it will work in your favor...
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07-16-2009, 02:23 PM
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it kinda does work in my favor since I would be more discouraged from cheating on my wife.lol and if I didn't mention it before regarding me taking these, she could care less. she gets the house to herself for a few hours and then has a happy if a little hot and bothered husband come home to her. definitely not the jealous type. ( and yes I know most of the time they are just saying that) you guys are just gonna have to trust me. to give you an idea, her biggest gripe about me having gone to a strip club was that she didn't get to go. getting the picture? I love my wife. anyway, there doesn't seem to be any washes this weekend. maybe next week.
07-16-2009, 05:05 PM
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it kinda does work in my favor since I would be more discouraged from cheating on my wife.lol and if I didn't mention it before regarding me taking these, she could care less. she gets the house to herself for a few hours and then has a happy if a little hot and bothered husband come home to her. definitely not the jealous type. ( and yes I know most of the time they are just saying that) you guys are just gonna have to trust me. to give you an idea, her biggest gripe about me having gone to a strip club was that she didn't get to go. getting the picture? I love my wife. anyway, there doesn't seem to be any washes this weekend. maybe next week.
07-16-2009, 05:28 PM
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I agree you gotta ride out of that and give it time to air out. Have a great but safe weekend. You can restart the clock on Monday if it's in the cards. Be prepared - some people cannot make the grade. If she's doing crystal and you're doing horsepower - you are like lightning and Evinrude. You have your prop in the water and she has her strength in the clouds. Time to bail. Or go fast!
07-16-2009, 06:59 PM
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I agree you gotta ride out of that and give it time to air out. Have a great but safe weekend. You can restart the clock on Monday if it's in the cards. Be prepared - some people cannot make the grade. If she's doing crystal and you're doing horsepower - you are like lightning and Evinrude. You have your prop in the water and she has her strength in the clouds. Time to bail. Or go fast!
07-16-2009, 07:28 PM
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It's what's not on the table that counts. I teach, preach, listen to the ethic of responsible use - no matter what you use. As a landscaper in south Texas I see everything from powders to gunhot wounds. Responsible actions are what keep your job tomorrow. It's the same ethic that I bring to the bikes. You want to ride tomorrow and survive the bleary-eyed cager. Make sure you're at least one notch better prepared.
07-16-2009, 07:50 PM
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07-17-2009, 02:23 PM
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I agree you gotta ride out of that and give it time to air out. Have a great but safe weekend. You can restart the clock on Monday if it's in the cards. Be prepared - some people cannot make the grade. If she's doing crystal and you're doing horsepower - you are like lightning and Evinrude. You have your prop in the water and she has her strength in the clouds. Time to bail. Or go fast!
07-17-2009, 02:30 PM
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she never "lets" me ride. she can "let" me back in the house, she can "let" me take her car somewhere. but nobody "lets" me ride. I "let" people live if they're lucky, after they try to stop me from riding. anyway, yes if you are putting something like this together, just let me know when and where. my summer schedule is open with the exceptions of August 1-5, and sept 5th. other than that, (as of now) any weekend is good.
07-17-2009, 03:03 PM
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07-17-2009, 04:39 PM
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i usually read whatever he post because it is good..but this time i was scratching my head. lol. im like who the hell is on meth? where? who is this evinrude? then i thougt ahhh he is baked and typing, i want whatever he is having lol.
sword fish you scare me man. if you are sober that is just crazy talk man. lol. whatever you are on i demand some of what your having too. haha
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07-18-2009, 08:18 AM
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then if your local, also jump in on this thread
https://www.superhawkforum.com/forum...421#post227421
https://www.superhawkforum.com/forum...421#post227421
07-18-2009, 10:53 PM
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"sword fish you scare me man. if you are sober that is just crazy talk man. lol. whatever you are on i demand some of what your having too. haha"
yeah I guess I got a little dirty harry there or something. didn't mean to scare people. Liquidogged, depending on where you live we could meet up and ride the next one, but either way, I'll be posting up when I find another one with the time and place. I'm assuming it'll be at DGY again since nobody else seems to have more than one. so probably most of the same girls. maybe next time I'll focus on a different one. wanna vote to tell me which one? admin would have to help me set up a poll if yes.
ok I just checked every dealership in the chicagoland area and the only LISTED bikini bike wash is next weekend. so heres the info: DGY on Ogden Ave. in Downers Grove, IL. hours: 12pm-4pm
Liquidogged, if you need specific directions, just PM me. and to those who can, I'll see you there.
yeah I guess I got a little dirty harry there or something. didn't mean to scare people. Liquidogged, depending on where you live we could meet up and ride the next one, but either way, I'll be posting up when I find another one with the time and place. I'm assuming it'll be at DGY again since nobody else seems to have more than one. so probably most of the same girls. maybe next time I'll focus on a different one. wanna vote to tell me which one? admin would have to help me set up a poll if yes.
ok I just checked every dealership in the chicagoland area and the only LISTED bikini bike wash is next weekend. so heres the info: DGY on Ogden Ave. in Downers Grove, IL. hours: 12pm-4pm
Liquidogged, if you need specific directions, just PM me. and to those who can, I'll see you there.
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07-19-2009, 11:12 PM
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well I checked their website, and unless they don't bother updating it, (which is possible) they don't have a bikewash scheduled for this or next month. but if they do, let me know and I'll be there.
07-24-2009, 02:51 PM
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07-24-2009, 03:14 PM
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I hear ya there. Cleaning vehicles does actually take some attention to detail and pride. We used to get kids on community service punishment at the firehouse all the time and get them to clean the station and wash apparatus. Most of the time it was better to leave them somewhat dirty cause the places they miss stick out like sore thumbs. But if I got to spend an hour watching girls in bikinis get my bike dirtier, I'd be more than happy to ride home and finish the job with a smile on my face. Lookin forward to more pics! The cameltoe shots are incredible!
07-25-2009, 07:04 PM
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DGY bikewash 7/25/09
ok guys here comes the next installment in my quest to hit every bikini bikewash this summer. I didn't see any other superhawks there, but you'll have another chance in 2 weeks. there were some new girls this time, but to be honest they didn't show much enthusiasm. but you'll notice that once again, I seem to show a favorite. her name is Cindy. she's wearing the orange bikini, and she was the ring leader. she whipped the other girls into shape, and they got to work. here's the pics:
My friend Paulie Red Coat. he brought his FZ6.
token non-gratuitous booty shot.
My friend Bo. he brought his SV1000.
there's my girl.
that's it Paulie, watch'em! make sure they do a good job.
damn...just, damn.
your humble photographer
dammit! ok, here come the rest.
My friend Paulie Red Coat. he brought his FZ6.
token non-gratuitous booty shot.
My friend Bo. he brought his SV1000.
there's my girl.
that's it Paulie, watch'em! make sure they do a good job.
damn...just, damn.
your humble photographer
dammit! ok, here come the rest.
