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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:10 AM
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My Bikini Bikewash Summer

This season I had resolved to partake in a festivity that had previously eluded me. the suburbs of chicago have bikini bikewashes every sunny weekend all summer long. yet due to lack of advertising, misinformation, distant locations, bad weather, and simply not being able to find the damn place, I had failed to successfully participate in a single bikewash... until this season. my buddy doug, who rides a moderately modded sv650, and I decided that this year we would make a concerted effort to visit as many bikini bikewashes as we could this season. and so far this has been the fruit of our labor. I will update as the season goes on. enjoy.

bikewash#1 Carol Stream, IL 5/31











this one is my favorite








bikewash#2 Downers Grove, IL 6/27












here's me, and this is my new wallpaper



here's my friend Doug and his SV650



here's my friend Bo and his SV1000


well that's it for now, but there's another one this weekend, so keep your fingers crossed that it doesn't rain.
Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:23 AM
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Wow.
I hope thats a water reflection on some of those pics and not some major cottage-cheese(cellulite). lol
Old Jul 9, 2009 | 12:34 AM
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what can I say? sometimes they like'em thick in ChiTown.
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Great pictures, Nice car aswell.
Old Jul 9, 2009 | 03:59 AM
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Very nice, wish they had something like that around here.
Old Jul 9, 2009 | 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by drew_c14
Very nice, wish they had something like that around here.
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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 06:39 AM
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I have to find my way to one of those! I live in the suburbs of Chicago!
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This is the best idea anybody ever had on the forum
Old Jul 9, 2009 | 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Circuit_Burner
Wow.
I hope thats a water reflection on some of those pics and not some major cottage-cheese(cellulite). lol
I thought I saw some hail damage too.
Old Jul 9, 2009 | 08:38 AM
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I just want to know..."What Would Jesus Do"? (Lovely tattoo).
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Nice!
Old Jul 9, 2009 | 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by rhorsley
I just want to know..."What Would Jesus Do"? (Lovely tattoo).

I was thinking the same thing
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with all the car washes you get, by the end of the summer your clear coat will be washed away
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My face hurts from smiling back at them. Didn't get so much as a number tho
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Judging by the 4th photo from the top, your camera has great resolution.
Old Jul 9, 2009 | 06:34 PM
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How many times did you get your bike washed???
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Now this is some good quality posting. This is what this forum really stands for. Very educational.
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my front fairing has a jiffy lube paintjob anyway, so if the clear coat comes off, I'll just spray more on. with regard to the camera, I have a cannon pro shot. and it is sweet. just to give you an idea, as big as these pics are, they are only 40% of original size. so far, been to 2 bike washes, bike's been washed...uhm... twice! but now I've learned that there are 2 bikewashes around chicagoland area tomorrow, so by tomorrow night my bike should be very clean new pics will be up tomorrow assuming weather holds.
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Who or what is "JT"? Do they play polo? Why don't all their bikini tops match their bikini bottoms? Are their high heels safe on wet pavement? Is this a charity fund raiser or just fun? Do they make house calls? Would they fall for the "Pretend I'm a motorcycle" line? This thread is worthless without explanations and answers.
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Originally Posted by comedo
Who or what is "JT"? Do they play polo? Why don't all their bikini tops match their bikini bottoms? Are their high heels safe on wet pavement? Is this a charity fund raiser or just fun? Do they make house calls? Would they fall for the "Pretend I'm a motorcycle" line? This thread is worthless without explanations and answers.
I can answer one of those questions. its not a charity. the dealership pays them as advertising. does anybody else think this thread's worth hangs on the answer to these questions? let me answer your questions with a question: Who gives a rats ***?!! hot chicks in bikinis dammit! that should be the only answer there is. what time is it? Hot chicks in bikinis! why is the sky blue? hot chicks in bikinis! whats the square root of 367? Hot chicks in bikinis! What is the basic premise of Einstein's Laws of special relativity? HOT CHICKS IN ****** EFFIN BIKINIS! anyone else got a question? cause I got your answer.

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I declare this to be the best thread ever .
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oh.. I see a a thread that is gonna kill PWNT.. I think I'll make an effort to go to a few, post pics here. In fact, I encourage all members to do the same. Some of the local "gentlemen's clubs" do washes also... wonder if Greg would let those pics be posted.... lol.. I may even post some lake bikini pics...
Old Jul 11, 2009 | 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by cmcconkey
I declare this to be the best thread ever .
its about to get better

well, I missed the first one today but judging from what my friends told me, its better that I didn't waste the gas. to quote one, he said, "there were 3 girls and 2 of them had no business being there. they were strippers. I saw some pics that they took, and that's one strip club I will not be going to anytime soon. but anyway, on to business. these were taken at the same dealership as last time so several of the girls are the same as last time, but I tried to add in some variety. also as you'll notice, they aren't always working on a superhawk. hope you don't mind.lol. here ya go.





there's my girl


some rims have all the luck


and pipes



and handgrips. especially the handgrips.





the token shot with the girls. wish the shooter had zoomed in a bit.




this girl just kept catching my eye. couldn't imagine why.





if these next 2 seem a bit gratuitous ask yourself, if you were looking through the viewfinder and saw this, wouldn't you have pushed the button? don't judge me.



a little VFR action for ya.



haven't we seen her before?








can't image why.



well that's it for this week. hope you guys enjoyed the update. there will be more to come.
Old Jul 12, 2009 | 06:18 AM
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Awesome. Just awesome. I never thought I'd want to live in Illinois.
Old Jul 12, 2009 | 07:30 AM
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Old Jul 12, 2009 | 10:40 AM
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did she pull the girls out?? What is with the sensorship? COMEON, man.
Old Jul 12, 2009 | 09:05 PM
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too bad every state does not have a program like this. nice thread man.
Old Jul 13, 2009 | 02:01 AM
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Awesome. Just awesome. I never thought I'd want to live in Illinois.
trust me, you still don't. flat straight roads, and lots of harley know-it-alls. during a ride today I was taking a break in a park and as I watched harley after harley go by, I didn't see a stitch of protective gear (unless you count jeans) yet they aren't getting massacred by the pavement in the numbers that you might expect. I guess sometimes stupid carries its own luck.
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"but I tried to add in some variety"

i love the variety with the girl in the white bikini....lol



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