March 14th is steak & BJ day!
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Squid
Joined: Feb 2009
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From: Stationed in Beaufort, SC
You can cut the steak out of the deal, you'd have to grill it yourself anyway if your wife has grill skills like mine, or lack there of rather. And a restraunt's steaks just aren't as good as you can grill them yourself anyway.
A BJ is never bad though, sucks that you have to create a holiday to recieve one.
A BJ is never bad though, sucks that you have to create a holiday to recieve one.
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SuperSport
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From: North Wales, PA
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Squid
Joined: Dec 2008
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From: Edmonton
Yah, my wife was pretty annoyed when I mentioned to her too. She got even more pissed when I compared it to Valentines Day and used the "What's sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose" metaphor...
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I'm happy to grill my own steak. Do it as good or better than any GF I've had.
I've never had a GF who wouldn't give me a BJ whenever I want one, which is about once per day. Jeez Louise, you married guys have to set aside one day a year for getting a *******? That's pathetic.
I've never had a GF who wouldn't give me a BJ whenever I want one, which is about once per day. Jeez Louise, you married guys have to set aside one day a year for getting a *******? That's pathetic.
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I knew somebody would get it. I guess I'm the lucky one. while I don't put much emphasis on the oral, myself,(the wife has a killer grip. good enough) when I mentioned this to her she said, "hmm, that sounds like fun." I love my wife. even more than my hawk. and moments like those are why. I told her I'll handle the steak, and she can handle the rest. sorry to those less fortunate. to be honest I expected the same reaction alot of you got. she's never been too eager to comply before. but she didn't even think about it. did I mention I love my wife? when the hell is the weekend gonna get here?? I wonder if I could get the bj while I'm eating the...nah, that's pushing it
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From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
I knew somebody would get it. I guess I'm the lucky one. while I don't put much emphasis on the oral, myself,(the wife has a killer grip. good enough) when I mentioned this to her she said, "hmm, that sounds like fun." I love my wife. even more than my hawk. and moments like those are why. I told her I'll handle the steak, and she can handle the rest. sorry to those less fortunate. to be honest I expected the same reaction alot of you got. she's never been too eager to comply before. but she didn't even think about it. did I mention I love my wife? when the hell is the weekend gonna get here?? I wonder if I could get the bj while I'm eating the...nah, that's pushing it
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Not sure if I got this from this site or another, but it's relavent either way.
http://www.askugg.com/2007/03/10/the...yths-debunked/
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SuperSport
Joined: Oct 2006
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From: Anaheim, CA
Actually, it's more expensive to be married.
Not sure if I got this from this site or another, but it's relavent either way.
http://www.askugg.com/2007/03/10/the...yths-debunked/
Not sure if I got this from this site or another, but it's relavent either way.
http://www.askugg.com/2007/03/10/the...yths-debunked/
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Squid
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 94
From: Morrison, CO
Dad once told me out of the blue (while re-roofing his house)
Son, if dogs gave BJ's, women would be out of business and the human race would end.
Really makes ya think (and laugh). And no, haven't told the g/f about this holiday... yet. Day of seems to do the trick.
Son, if dogs gave BJ's, women would be out of business and the human race would end.
Really makes ya think (and laugh). And no, haven't told the g/f about this holiday... yet. Day of seems to do the trick.
