March 14th is steak & BJ day!
 

Just told my wife that and she seemed less than impressed. She gets stuff for valentines day, when is it my time!

Finally a holiday that men can love!

Up the ante and tell her that she has to bring a girlfriend.

Chicken-fried steak on a wood fired stove. A romp throught the hills, clean asphalt all the way back to her ass fault.

The closest I'll get to steak & BJ is meatloaf and my dog + peanut butter (according to her)

maybe i should just date forever if that's the outcome!

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You can cut the steak out of the deal, you'd have to grill it yourself anyway if your wife has grill skills like mine, or lack there of rather. And a restraunt's steaks just aren't as good as you can grill them yourself anyway.

A BJ is never bad though, sucks that you have to create a holiday to recieve one.

tell its either that, or you get to nail her somewhere far less comfortable. and no I'm not talking about the back of a volkeswagen.

HAHAHAHA

Yah, my wife was pretty annoyed when I mentioned to her too. She got even more pissed when I compared it to Valentines Day and used the "What's sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose" metaphor...

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Mallrats .. Sweet :D

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I'm happy to grill my own steak. Do it as good or better than any GF I've had.

I've never had a GF who wouldn't give me a BJ whenever I want one, which is about once per day. Jeez Louise, you married guys have to set aside one day a year for getting a blowjob? That's pathetic.

mine's not real orally orientated...

but she likes the buttsecks, so...

and makes a mean chicken fried steak, rice and gravy, LOL!

Thanks, I needed a good laugh after this shitty day.

Nah...too expensive. Besides once your spirit dies and you go numb from all the bitching, marriage rocks! lol.

Well, if you're gonna get sex from the dog, you might as well give the girl the boot.

I knew somebody would get it. I guess I'm the lucky one. while I don't put much emphasis on the oral, myself,(the wife has a killer grip. good enough) when I mentioned this to her she said, "hmm, that sounds like fun." I love my wife. even more than my hawk. and moments like those are why. I told her I'll handle the steak, and she can handle the rest. sorry to those less fortunate. to be honest I expected the same reaction alot of you got. she's never been too eager to comply before. but she didn't even think about it. did I mention I love my wife? when the hell is the weekend gonna get here?? I wonder if I could get the bj while I'm eating the...nah, that's pushing it:)

Can I come to your house on the 14th?

what's wrong with the back of a vw?

:worthless:

'K

Actually, it's more expensive to be married.

Not sure if I got this from this site or another, but it's relavent either way.

http://www.askugg.com/2007/03/10/the...yths-debunked/

lol.. Asking for pictures before the days gets here... um, not gonna work?

Waddaya mean? We got 2 hot chicks already haha

Sadly, I must agree with this completely.

Dad once told me out of the blue (while re-roofing his house)

Son, if dogs gave BJ's, women would be out of business and the human race would end.

Really makes ya think (and laugh). And no, haven't told the g/f about this holiday... yet. Day of seems to do the trick.