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Old 01-15-2009, 07:36 PM
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Let me introduce myself

I have been a member here for a couple of months, so I guess a proper introduction is in order. Let me start by giving yall some background:

I was born in the mid sixties and left abandoned in a dumpster in the backwoods of east texas. I was found and taken in by an elderly couple where I grew up in the local trailer park. The old folks could not control my bad behavior so I became a ward of the state. By the age of 15 I was still in the 4th grade. Not wanting to be a bad example to the other kids I moved out and on to a life of crime. I became the leader of a local gang called the "River Bottom Gang" in the Neches River area of east texas. Needing to improve upon my life I quit my gang and made a few more bad decisions that cost me several years in prison. Upon my release and rehabilitation, I knew now what a great career in flying could bring so I started flying drugs and guns for our south american friends. After numerous shoot-outs and run ins with the coast guard and the border patrol I once again decided on a different way of life. I begun working covertly for many different governments around the world. My latest work has been for the U.S. Government shooting illegal aliens as they cross the border.

But please dont tell my wife and kids because they think I am a Aircraft Mechanic for FedEx and owner of Williams Aircraft Services. Shhhhh, mums the word.

That is all!
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Old 01-15-2009, 08:24 PM
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Ha! With this Govt. I'd sooner believe they hired you to smuggle illegal aliens in and shoot Border Patrol agents.
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Old 01-16-2009, 01:44 AM
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Nah... they don't shoot them... To messy... they just tax them to death...

And when the illegal aliens show up at the border they offer them free health care and a pension plan...
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Old 01-16-2009, 01:47 AM
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Altough if your economy keeps going the way it is, the border patrol will have a whole new problem on their hands... All the illegals will be running back the other way...
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Old 01-16-2009, 04:37 AM
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There are a couple more of us in San Antonio...Let me know when you're ready to head out to Leakey! BTW how's the Aprilia shop up there?? I've been meaning to to make it there, but something always gets in the way.
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Old 01-16-2009, 10:13 AM
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Welcome I would like to have your job!
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Old 01-16-2009, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by RK1
Ha! With this Govt. I'd sooner believe they hired you to smuggle illegal aliens in and shoot Border Patrol agents.
You just might be suprised what the Govt has paid me to do!

Originally Posted by Tweety
Nah... they don't shoot them... To messy... they just tax them to death...

If the illegals paid taxes like the rest of us, my take on it might not be so harsh.

And when the illegal aliens show up at the border they offer them free health care and a pension plan...
Our tax dollars at work!

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Altough if your economy keeps going the way it is, the border patrol will have a whole new problem on their hands... All the illegals will be running back the other way...
Not going to happen here!

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There are a couple more of us in San Antonio...Let me know when you're ready to head out to Leakey! BTW how's the Aprilia shop up there?? I've been meaning to to make it there, but something always gets in the way.
Any Sunday that is warm, The bike is ready to go. I have driven by the Aprilia shop hundreds of times and think to myself "I got to check this place out" but I'm always on a mission when I go by there. I'll make it a point to stop next week.

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Welcome I would like to have your job!
Which one?
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Old 01-16-2009, 02:22 PM
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Sissy... I was raised by wolves.
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Old 01-16-2009, 05:26 PM
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Ya both are sissys....I was raised in a Catholic orphange and at 12 was beamed to a spaceship from the planet UpRAnus.....very tramatic let me tell u!!
Since then I frequently get the urge to run in small circles, mostly in Walmart, yelling " Beam me UpRAnus"!


not really......

Welcome. Happy shootin, Tex.

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Old 01-16-2009, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by L8RGYZ
Sissy... I was raised by wolves.
We had "wolf chili" on our hotdogs yesturday!

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Ya both are sissys....I was raised in a Catholic orphange and at 12 was beamed to a spaceship from the planet UpRAnus.....very tramatic let me tell u!!
Since then I frequently get the urge to run in small circles, mostly in Walmart, yelling " Beam me UpRAnus"!


not really......

Welcome. Happy shootin, Tex.

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Letting everyone know you were violated by UpRAnus spacemen,...
I got nothing! (just kidding, lol)
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