My favorite Darwin Award winner was the guy who replaced a blown fuse under the dash in his pick'em-up with a 22 long rifle cartridge and subsequently blew off his left nut.

Could be urban legend though, who could be that stupid?

 

Mine is a customer - favorite customer. Phd. Nuclear Physicist puts his fingers under a running lawnmower to make sure the blades are turning.

I hear his story and respond, "Holy **** - that's got to be like cutting off the end of your dick!"

His response, "Since my prostate surgery it was more like cutting off my fingers."

 

After reading that article all I was thinking is "Here is your sign"

 

Is that Don Henly playing in the background? I swear I can hear the strains of "Dirty Laundry" as the media look for just one more ratings point.

 

Burning paint sticks like napalm, she should have used hair spray, it would have burned off before the snake got away.