FFFFFFFFFFFF(&#(*&$KKKKKK!!!!!!!
08-26-2008, 08:59 AM
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FFFFFFFFFFFF(&#(*&$KKKKKK!!!!!!!
Had a guy finally looking at the hawk to buy it. He decides he wants it. I go get the title out of the safe and set it on the table. Walk out and talk to him for a sec, then come back in, and pick up the title. went to the bedroom for something came back and POOF! a magical ****** fairy took off with my title. The guy got pissed and left. I guess he thinks I'm a scammer or something. I have been looking for this title for about 3 hours now and I can't find it. Lost the sale. FFFFFUCK!
08-26-2008, 09:17 AM
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Well if you hadn't gone back into the bedroom for one more hit off that crack pipe, you wouldn't have lost it! 
While working on my bikes, about 1/2 the time is spent looking for lost tools or parts.
While working on my bikes, about 1/2 the time is spent looking for lost tools or parts.
08-26-2008, 09:22 AM
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i was looking in the microwave, the oven, the washer/dryer, under the bed in the guest room.....maybe my dog ate it...yeah, that's the ticket. ANyway I have to drive 2.5 hours to go get a new title, or Ill have to wait for a new one. patience is not one of my virtues.
...and youre right. i need to cut back on sucking the glass dick.
...and youre right. i need to cut back on sucking the glass dick.
Last edited by Condor; 08-26-2008 at 09:30 AM.
08-26-2008, 10:31 AM
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lost
i was looking in the microwave, the oven, the washer/dryer, under the bed in the guest room.....maybe my dog ate it...yeah, that's the ticket. ANyway I have to drive 2.5 hours to go get a new title, or Ill have to wait for a new one. patience is not one of my virtues.
...and youre right. i need to cut back on sucking the glass dick.
...and youre right. i need to cut back on sucking the glass dick.
08-26-2008, 10:34 AM
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the little dudes forgot to put it there...
Referencing the Twilight Zone or Outer limits show:
It was descibing how "time" works... there are these little dudes that build a "set" for time to happen on... the work like hell to get it done, you can here "time" approaching (sounds like a tornado)... it gets there, and SOMETIMES they arent done.. That's why sometimes **** gets lost.. keys, socks, etc.. well if they can they SNEAK back in and place it where its supposed to be.. THAT"S why when you find it, you say "I JUST looked there and it wasnt there" or "Why the hell didnt I see that? I walked by it ten times!"
Referencing the Twilight Zone or Outer limits show:
It was descibing how "time" works... there are these little dudes that build a "set" for time to happen on... the work like hell to get it done, you can here "time" approaching (sounds like a tornado)... it gets there, and SOMETIMES they arent done.. That's why sometimes **** gets lost.. keys, socks, etc.. well if they can they SNEAK back in and place it where its supposed to be.. THAT"S why when you find it, you say "I JUST looked there and it wasnt there" or "Why the hell didnt I see that? I walked by it ten times!"
08-26-2008, 12:17 PM
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I feel for you 
I know when I work on my car or bike, there seems to be this little goblin that comes along and moves my tools to places I would have never put them.
Georgia is a E-title state, until it is paid off. Then they mail it to you.
Just moved from Atlanta (Roswell/Alpharetta area)
You should try and transfer your title out of state. Took me a solid 2 weeks of calling and faxing to get it done. Dont know which was the bad guy though, Georgia, or Kansas.
I know when I work on my car or bike, there seems to be this little goblin that comes along and moves my tools to places I would have never put them.Georgia is a E-title state, until it is paid off. Then they mail it to you.
Just moved from Atlanta (Roswell/Alpharetta area)
You should try and transfer your title out of state. Took me a solid 2 weeks of calling and faxing to get it done. Dont know which was the bad guy though, Georgia, or Kansas.
08-26-2008, 12:31 PM
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Ha Ha thats too funny! Maybe the bike don't want to go. Does crack make you forget stuff? Could you have rolled a fatty with it? Yea that's the ticket you rolled a splif! It's gone forget about it.
08-26-2008, 03:15 PM
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Every time I set something down, my wife takes it and "puts it away" somewhere completely opposite of where I would put it. So I don't look for stuff any more. I just holler for the woman.
08-26-2008, 03:27 PM
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That's exactly the story of my life. She ALWAYS puts it somewhere I wouldn't think of looking.
08-26-2008, 06:03 PM
#21
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...why do you have weird...****...in your pockets?
I have stuff moved on me all the time. But then again I have a 2 and 4 year old. I quit looking for stuff a long time ago.
08-26-2008, 06:15 PM
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thats ok I feel your pain. I tried to sell my dirtbike. well I met up with a guy in the lowes parking lot because I we where going to his house. Well i took my title out and placed it on the roof. (i figured one would want to go over all the papers before he takes me to his place) but he doesnt just follow him so I take off.
Get to his house and then it hits me... I left ALL my papers on the roof when I drove off.......
good thing it was only 1/2mile away in the road.
Get to his house and then it hits me... I left ALL my papers on the roof when I drove off.......
good thing it was only 1/2mile away in the road.
08-26-2008, 07:01 PM
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+1...that's my experience. OR another of my favorites is blame someone else...then it usually shows up real fast so you can feel really stupid. Often when this happens to me I'll look in a place 5 times and it's not there. Then I'll come back later or tomorrow, look again, and there it is. No I don't ******* understand it but that's the way it is...
08-27-2008, 05:47 AM
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Found it!!! (well, my wife found it actually......)
The Culprit:
Name: Nietzsche
This dirty bastard will steal ANYTHING you leave laying around and hide it under the blankets in his kennel. Apparently thats where it was... he is stealing paper now...that's the first time that's happened.....I wanted to be mad, but he's my buddy and it was too funny. Also....look at that face!!
Status:Undamaged, slightly folded, and with a few black dog hairs on it.
The Culprit:
Name: Nietzsche
This dirty bastard will steal ANYTHING you leave laying around and hide it under the blankets in his kennel. Apparently thats where it was... he is stealing paper now...that's the first time that's happened.....I wanted to be mad, but he's my buddy and it was too funny. Also....look at that face!!
Status:Undamaged, slightly folded, and with a few black dog hairs on it.
Last edited by Condor; 08-27-2008 at 06:25 AM.
08-27-2008, 06:45 AM
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6 & 9 yr olds.. and dude, I SO feel ya on this.. EVERYTIME something is missing, the first place I go to is them.. I usually get "oh yeah!.. it's (insert place here)" from them..
08-27-2008, 06:45 AM
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Found it!!! (well, my wife found it actually......)
The Culprit:
Name: Nietzsche
This dirty bastard will steal ANYTHING you leave laying around and hide it under the blankets in his kennel. Apparently thats where it was... he is stealing paper now...that's the first time that's happened.....I wanted to be mad, but he's my buddy and it was too funny. Also....look at that face!!
Status:Undamaged, slightly folded, and with a few black dog hairs on it.
The Culprit:
Name: Nietzsche
This dirty bastard will steal ANYTHING you leave laying around and hide it under the blankets in his kennel. Apparently thats where it was... he is stealing paper now...that's the first time that's happened.....I wanted to be mad, but he's my buddy and it was too funny. Also....look at that face!!
Status:Undamaged, slightly folded, and with a few black dog hairs on it.
damn kids..
08-27-2008, 08:34 AM
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I think the dog is getting the last laugh, or so goes the saying.
He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.
Friedrich Nietzsche
He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.
Friedrich Nietzsche
